La Cebolla
WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat.
“There’s a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, so you’d better evacuate everyone as fast as you can, don’t even bother stopping to count how many people there are,” Trump said from his Oval Office phone, pinching his nose in an effort to disguise his voice.
“You’ll regret it big time if all the attendees, however many there may possibly be, don’t flee back to their homes this instant. This incredibly successful and beloved event is officially over!”
According to sources, the president concluded the warning by casually stating his name was Sleepy Joe Biden and then hanging up the receiver.
2 comments:
Did he pardon himself. . .I mean he is the POTUS and God's anointed Son? God has his reasons why he grabs 'em right in the pussy! It's beyond my control or human understanding why he does, what he does.
Don Bless America!
Juan, my aunt is back at it. She's mad again because the porn site that posted her photos of making it with a Black dude listed her under "Small Tits," and her tits are actually not that small. The dude also fisted her and fucked her hard. They paid her $600, tho. . .
Post a Comment