The DALLAS COWBOYS practice was
SUSPENDED for two hours yesterday
after a PLAYER discovered a
Mysterious WHITE POWDER on
the FIELD
The TEAM immediately SUSPENDED
PRACTICE and called POLICE and FBI.
After a thorough investigation, experts
identified the unfamiliar substance as
THE GOAL LINE
Practice RESUMED once authorities
assured the COWBOYS they were UNLIKELY
to ENCOUNTER it AGAIN for the
REST OF THE SEASON!
5 comments:
Ouch! Go Texans!
Go who?? Oh the team that has literally done nothing in their existence as a franchise, that explains a lot
8:01. Typical Cowboy diehard. Keep living in the past. You’re probably as sober as Tony Romo.
Puros envidiosos. Cowboys fans never doubt.
LOL. .. that was funny.
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