"WE'RE MOVING ON UP! LIKE THE JEFFERSONS...

(Ed.'s Note: In a pinch, when you lack a big Dodge Ram pickup truck like the one at left, a Nissan sedan will have to do, we guess. We gotta to hand it to the guy driving the car seen by one of our seven readers at the intersection of Price and Paredes roads and hope the roof didn't cave in before he got to his destination. Would you have dared try this? We don't think we would. Quien sabe.)