Monday, September 3, 2012

MAYOR MARTINEZ BUMPER STICKER: "YO ME EMPINO POR UTB"

By Juan Montoya
Undaunted that his entreaties to the UT System to move its new campus downtown seem to have fallen on deaf ears, Hizzoner Da Mayor Tony Martinez has launched a media blitz (with our dollars, of course) to offer the voracious UT Regents a palatable "package" so they can stay put.
In a three-quarter paid ad in Sunday's Brownsville Herald, the city is asking property owners within the boundary of Boca Chica Boulevard, the U.S. border and the Brownsville/South Padre Island International Airport to submit a letter of interest to the city (or perhaps United Brownsville?) that they be included in the Request For Proposals (RFP) to be presented to the UT System to see if maybe, just maybe, the Regents will deign to stay downtown instead of moving on up north as most new enterprises are wont to do in Browntown.
Da Mayor, of course, admonishes the property owners that "all properties considered will be at fair market value with appraisal confirmation and in accordance with the Texas Government Code."
So Realtors, real-estate investors and  property owners, Da Mayor wants you to jump on board with him and offer the UT System – the third-richest institution of higher education in the United States – your property at no profit. Real estate investors locally will tell you that the market has not only hit bottom, but has gone below ground level. So the mayor's advice amounts to "sell low" and take a loss in your investment in the interest of helping out the poor UT System so that they won't go somewhere else."
About the only thing missing from this appeal is a phony deadline for action that is the hallmark of every and all communications that the UT System, through its UTB reps like Juiliet Garcia and Michael Putegnat, have made to the Texas Southmost College trustees and local residents.
At least it wasn't the voracious offer made by UTB's Juliet Garcia when she offered local residents the opportunity to offer a new "partnership" to TSC district taxpayers with the caveat that the UT System would only agree if they turned over the entire assets of the community college – real estate, buildings, bank deposits, future dreams, etc. – as a "gift" to the Regents.
But she wasn't totally greedy. The "partnership" would last only as long as it took TSC taxpayers to pay the $100 million in construction bonds and interest. After that, the UT System would consider the partnership finished and the voracious Regents would walk away from the carcass that would have been TSC.
Someone at the Herald either has a wicked sense of humor or involuntarily placed the promo for the Herald comics at the bottom of Hizzonor's ad.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious," reads the text at the bottom of the page. We agree.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

is he gay? why is he saying que el se empina for UT? :-0

Anonymous said...

This is why UT System is so rich. It has "bitches" like Juliet who promise to screw the community for "free" or "low cost" property, with no UT System committments. Juliet makes a handsome salary, but gives little back to this community. Juliet is kissing Tony's ass for his support, but would turn on him in minute to protect herself. Juliet is all for Juliet...nada mas.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand what the mayor's big problem is? The paper article stated that UTB will stay somewhere in Brownsville, shouldn't that be good enough. Why is he pushing downtown so much with city money. Does he have something to gain by them going to downtown? Does he or his relatives, compadres and friends own property downtown? Maybe the answers to those questions would make everything clearer.

Anonymous said...

City of Brownsville funds should not be used to subsidize any UTB project. UTB is a state institution and should be state funded. End of story.

chango nikero said...

hasnt utb robbed brownsville for the last 15-20 years and now they want more? ys estubo suave time to revolt people, huelga, hey mayor how many acres do they want?

Anonymous said...

Well HELLOOOOO, City of Brownsville money is being USED FOR PERSONAL ISSUES, like the commanders of BPD!!! lol but they got fucked!! :)

Anonymous said...

Please Explain (Sept 5 128am)......and how did "they" get fucked.

Anonymous said...

lol, you are behind in news baby.

Anonymous said...

From what I've heard, downtown real estate owners "selling low" isn't going to cut it. The word is that land is being donated for the campus in the Olmito area. From what I've heard it's pretty much a done deal that the campus will be in that area and the 'request for proposals' is just a formality.

rita