By Juan Montoya
Get your checkbook out. Ernie Hernandez is having a fundraiser and judging by the prices for sponsorships, it will be a roomful of people with mettle who will make their appearance there on his behalf.
It could be wishful thinking, of course, but we're sure some vendors with the county will venture into Joe Kinneys' pub and plunk down their $5,000, $2,500, $1,000 and $500 to rub elbows with Ernie and his entourage.
But what exactly does one get for $5,000?
Someone sent us this doctored pushcard they got for Ernie's fundraiser tonight and even with the misspelled word (acquaintance), it was witty enough to include on this post. These days the Hernandez clan is feeling the heat as they writhe under the magnifying glass of public scrutiny. With Erin Garcia Herandez's JP marriage records under a grand jury subpoena, a federal lawsuit just filed against her, her brother Ernie III and a contemplated examination of her office finances, it's enough to make the group jittery.
We wonder, will any of the night's intake be used for a legal defense fund for the Hernandezes?
Erin and Ernie III's marital woes have already been the subject of public comment here and in other blogs, so they have plenty to worry about in their private lives as well as their efforts to curry favor with the voters and get back into public office.
A commenter wrote that "I’m going to sponsor the Bronze. I might get 2 hot dogs with my $500.00."
Said another: "No tiene verguenza. What can he possibly give of food worth $5,000.00 or $500.00 at Cobbleheads? Maybe he will spend $200.00 worth of food and give a refill of water."
The season of mean is with us with less than six months to go until the Democratic primary.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
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23 comments:
Esta igual que Saenz. What did we get for his campaign contributions? Nothing.
juan, juan, juan. Why are you damning your Mexican bros? You want whitey in power, o que?
Obviously the announcement by Alex Dominguez has scared Ernie into campaigning for the big bucks. What will the donors get for their contributions.....free marriages from Erin, more free marriage waivers by Erin. Or will the campaign money just go to bail out Ernie from his problems with the IRS and now the litigation by the couple who are in trouble with the Immigration Service because Erin broke the law to marry them. Ernie is in financial, legal and political trouble. I will be a no-show for this pachanga....hopefully everyone will avoid it.
I wouldn't vote for this f__ker event If I got paid.....$5000.00!
I feel a cold wind blowing in from Amarillo. If your only hope is a full court press run by BV then you know the end is near.
What do you expect to get for a contribution? A job, walk away from a crime without prosecution? In a perfect world you contribute because you think the candidate is the one most likely to do the job, whatever office it is, competently and fairly and not use the position for political pay back or patronage. If you contribute to a candidate because you think or hope you will get personal benefit in return you are part of the problem.
Lets see, Saenz asked for his fundraiser $50.00 and included Fresh Gulf Shrimp with its fixings, Drinks, music. Ernie has what for $500.00? What will he give for $5000.00 his wife?
"I wouldn't vote for this f__ker event If I got paid.....$5000.00!"
$5000 could get groceries+ for a whole year or more. I mean, think about it before you make a final decision, dude!
For your money, you get palanca! Isn't that the way it works?
pay your TAXES pendaaayjo!!!
For $5000, you get a conjugal visit with Erin. How's that for an enticement?!
este guey deberia estar en el penal de sanquentin.NO TIENE VERGUENZA.como es posible que crea que va a ganar,deberas es un pendejo. que no se da cuenta en el problema que metio a sus hijo.
ewwwww! sex with erin? even if I was in jail I would not waste my seed on erin garica-hernandez. I would wait for her brother or her daddy. they'll be joining me soon enough. there such greedy bastards they would want all my seed. jajajaja
Dicen que el IRS va a chingar al pobre cabron. Va hacer interesante a ver si todos su gran "amigos" le van a apoyar. Se me hace que no. El Mexicano es notorio por sus fugas donde sea. Si yo fuera el, me iria a Brasil.
Conjugal with that ugly woman. Hang me, please.
For $5000 Ernie gets to pay IRS .01% of his back taxes
Oh hell no!!! Ernie you piece of dung! Are you going to use politiqueras again? Anybody for county commissioner but him!!!
Conjugal visits with an ugly pig, no thanks.
MONTOYA...el dia de hoy sabado en YAHOOsomos la cuidad numero uno y mission-mcallen area la numero tres en pobresa y en jente que no tiene trabajo.esto es por el mal govierno que tenemos,especialmente por la jente que administra los billetes de estas cuidades.SR ALCALDE DE BROWNSVILLE YA ES HORA DE ACTUAR YA HAGA UNA LIMPIA TOTAL.NOMBRE NUEVO CITY MANAGER,FINANCE,PURCHASING PUBLIC WORKS,PARKS DIRECTORS,ESTOS BUEYES HAN ROBADO 'CHINGOS'.ANTES QUE TERMINE SU MANDATO AHORITA QUE TINE LA COMMISION A SU FAVOR HAGALO 'PERO YA'.
Cameron county is turning into a septic tank for the valley. Some rich folks depend on the public coffers and politcal whores to help them get it. When they achieve their goal they move to Hidalgo county. Those the think they hhave gotten away with it will catch hell in the end. So let's save a few souls by putting political garbage where it belongs. Put your money on a candidate that has at least a chance of proving themselves and teach the political status quo about who is really in control.....the people.
si alguien de ustedes [LECTORES DEL RUN RUN] FUERON A ESTE EVENTO POR FAVOR INFORMEN CUANTOS PENDEJOS INCLUYENNDOTE TU ASISTIERON,PORQUE EL QUE FUE COMO PUEDEN CREER QUE ESTE PENDEJO DE APELLIDO HERNANDEZ PUEDA GANAR.
The only ones who can afford this fundraiser is crooks!!!
maybe the drug rummers bought tickets and went to this show. perhaps elvis will show up.
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