Friday, February 14, 2014

SUPPORT DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS THIS VALENTINE'S; TAKE YOUR HONEY TO THE HAVEN TONIGHT FOR FINE DINING


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This looks great, Juan. But, I thought a pallet cleanser in Brownsville was when you went in the back alley and barfed.

Anonymous said...

This place won't last, because all the lard ass brownsvillians, with no class, want tortillas con arroz y frijoles. There idea of a prime cut of beef, is fajitas from Lopez supermarket! Here's what a five course meal in Brownsville looks like:
Appetizer:
Tortilla con mantequilla
Soup:
Menudo
Salad:
Chips con salsa
Main course:
Wuevos Rancheros con tocino, frijoles refritos en graza de tocino o chorizo, y papas guizadas en manteca
Dessert:
Arroz con leche con un pancake en forma de corazon
Bebidas:
Horchata, Esprite, Pexsi, Jamaica,

Served all day! No reservation needed!
At your local STRIPES store

Pinche Brownsville! Ha ha ha! No vale madre!

Anonymous said...

Like you can afford it, Juan. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Never heard of this place!

Anonymous said...

February 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM

Pinche Brownsville! Ha ha ha! No vale madre!

*And how would you know about that type of food and that is what Brownsville people like? YOU have tried it, YOU have done it (and probably still do)and that is YOUR perception of a good "elegant" meal.
PLEASE DONT generalize about the food and knowledge of good cuisine overall in the Brownsville population unless THAT is the type of person YOU are.

Anonymous said...

Looks like I struck a chord, with a brownsville fatty! Check the facts, you all are one of, if not the, fattest city in the nation! In my experience, anger ensues, where truth is told! All you have to do is drive by any Stripes in that shit hole town, they are always stuffed to the gills, with fatty after fatty, in line for more greasy food! Cuisine! Ha! That has never been a word used to describe slop, in brownsville! I'll stop now before you get so angry, that you have cardiac arrest, stroke out, or go into diabetic coma! Surely you are at risk for all three! Ha ha ha! Chinga te otro taco, fatty!

Anonymous said...

@February 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM

OMAIGA! Y ahora, We must apologize for being Mexican? Well, if you find our food so disgusting, don't eat it. No harm no foul.

PS: Y vete mucho al verga.

Anonymous said...

It's not that you are mexican, it's that you are an idiot! Really, "OMAIGA"? Idiota! PS? What are we, in the 1900's? Better yet, apologize for ever being born! And I don't know where,"verga" is, perhaps your mother can give me directions!

Anonymous said...

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pinche vato! Nos quemaste gacho! Pero si es cierto! No se puede negar, Brownsville, estamos muy marranos!

rita