(Ed.'s Note: Some of our five readers asked that we report Browntown's Twelve Days of Christmas that appeared a year ago. Here it is. As you can see, some things never change.)
On the first day of Xmas,the voters gave to me
Erin still out as county JP
On the second day of Xmas, we got from BPD
Two shooting cops
And Erin out as JPOn the third day of Xmas, Elections gave to me
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the fourth day of Xmas, my schools they gave to me
Four bought-out trustees
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the fifth day of Xmas, Elections gave to me
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the sixth day of Xmas, the port it gave to me
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the seventh day of Xmas, my schools they gave to meSeven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting ops
Erin out as county JP
On the eight day of Xmas, Tony gave UTEighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the ninth day of Xmas, TSC gave to me
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trusteesThree mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the tenth day of Xmas, PUB gave to me
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotionsSixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the 11th my of Xmas, my SpaceX gave to me
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-ou trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
On the 12th day of Xmas, the feds they gave to meTwelve guilty lawyers
Eleven dead sea turtles
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
Erin out as county JP
12 comments:
LMAO! Very creative! Great job!
HOHOHO!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Merry Xmas Juan...
Four bought trustees? Unos comprados, otros pendejos y otros seniles. Que bonita familia!
And in the coming year we can expect continued corruption in Cameron County, and more bumbling and inaction from our leaderless city.
I LOVE IT....
You forgot to mention her ass kissing Elf's C.B.L.
Thanks to our DA Luis Saenz she will be free to run for City Commissioner. He has lined up himself with Erin best friend Erasmo Castro from Brownsville Cheezmeh to get her elected in return to help him get re-elected as DA. You should have said
On the Second Day of Christmas the DA gave to me
2 Get Free Cards for the Hernandez
and Erin out as JP
Pinche vieja puta!!!!
Ese pelado Dela Garza no tiene verguenza. If he did he would not show his face in Brownsville again. Tercero has been used by him and is dumb dumb. however, she is smarter than, Kiko, Ed, Art, and poor Rey Garcia.
They are running TSC to the ground and can care less. Tercero cannot keep good employees, Oops they lost another one in the nursing program and another one. Who wants to work for that woman she is on ugly woman inside and out.
Four bought trustees? Unos comprados, otros pendejos y otros seniles. Que bonita familia! ..... Te falto y dos que se quieren hacer millonarios demando uno al distrito y otro a la ciudad... HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS....
Is da mayoyor asking for Alms disguised in his Charro costume ? La mano ratera !
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