By Juan Montoya
With 15 of 18 precincts counted of the early vote, Mayor Tony Martinez appeared to be headed for reelection over former mayor Pat Ahumada, while District 1 commissioner Rick Longoria was holding on to a 94-vote edge over challenger Roman Perez.
It would appear that it would be difficult for Ahumada to make up the 1,660 vote difference with the votes cast on election-day. On the other hand, Perez only has 94 vote difference to catch up.
At this point, with the 15 of 18 early voting precincts counted, Martinez has garnered 4,106 while Ahuamda has 2,446. Longoria has 428 and Perez has 334.
Of the 4,909 votes cast, 4,766 were cast in the early voting period and only 143 were cast by mail.
The election day votes have not been counted as of 8:45 p.m.
Saturday, June 13, 2015
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Oh no! Four more years of screwing the citizens of Brownsville, raising PUB, bringing LNG to pollute, wasting tax payer dollars on buildings and shit we don't need, etc. You wanted him, you got him Brownsville. You asked for it, four more years de enchorizada! Till the city is broke, but by then he'll be gone and leave his shit behind. Pat never cost the city millions like Tony.
I wish the citizens would really educate themselves about the candidates, before going out to vote based on what the media and people tell them. Too late now.
THE CRAP
First Things First:
So, you've just eaten a large meal, probably some dark meat and beans, perhaps some broccoli. You feel a pressing in your bowels, and you know deep in your seat that it's finally time. Where do you go? That's step one. Locating a bathroom.
Finding a Shitter:
Just keep pushing son. You'll get the bastard out.
In a restaurant there would be signs up, directing you to the nearest restroom - or you could ask one of those waiters or waitresses. In your own home, you should already know the location of your bathroom. If you don't, then you pretty much deserve to shit your pants. Once you have located a bathroom we move on to step number two in taking a number two!
Second Things:
Now, you're in the bathroom. If it is a public toilet, go immediately to the large stall marked "Handicapped" (with a picture of a stickman sitting on a circle). You may not be handicapped, but those bastards get an extra wide stall and it is ALWAYS cleaner. If you are at home, there should only be one toilet in a single bathroom... unless, of course, you're European. Once you're in a private commode, lift the lid of the toilet, but not the seat. Never lift the seat and try to sit down, it isn't pleasant. In a public bathroom, make sure the seat is DOWN, and also get a handful of toilet paper to wipe the seat off with. Public restrooms are dark, dirty, danky, and dangerous places, filled with scum and alliterations. Maybe Rigo Bocanegra was on that seat just before you walked in. You do not... I repeat, DO NOT want to sit on a seat covered in butt sweat with a bunch of ass pubes stuck all over it like a fucking teddy bear. After completing that step you can sit down!
The Sitting Technique:
Bowel movement
The proper position for fast fecal movement. First, let down your pants and boxers, or briefs if you're, again, European. Then, place your backside on the seat. Be prepared for a cold seat, keeping your legs together. Make sure to keep your knees higher than your hips, lean forward and put your elbows on your knees, bulge out your abdomen, straighten your spine, and don't clench! This will spread your buttcheeks for full openness. Remember, it is always important to smile when pooping. Enjoy your time on the crapper. Read the newspaper, go on Facebook, or call your mom to tell her what a big boy you are!
Taking the Dump:
There are varying theories on the best way to proceed through this process. The best one to use is the "Slight Push" method. Gently, but firmly ease out the poo, helping it slightly to leave your system by using the muscles in your rectum. Gross, we know, but this speeds up the process and does not feel as weird as a long, slow one. You can use your finger to help ease the poop out. Keep making a small effort until it is all gone, as it will take a few attempts to get it all out. Man, were you full of crap!
Tony Martinez's Poop:
You should really have it bronzed, or something.
Wiping Essentials:
At home, you should use your hand (when not occupied), or if someone else's hand is available, use that. If you insist on using toilet paper, then use at least two squares with the width folded in half. Gently wipe your bunghole clean, repeating a few times if necessary, and then drop the paper below you into the bowl. Some of the newer toilets have sprays so you don't even have to wipe (lazy bitch).
PAT... POR FAVOR NO VALLAS A CORRER 2019.A TODOS LOS QUE LES PROMETISTE CONTRATOS[PAVIMENTACION,PINTURA DE CALLES,CORTAR SOLARES,CHAMBAS MENOS DE 35000DLLS,ACARREO DE TIERRA,ETC ETC] NI PEDO VALLANCE A ROBAR A OTRA PARTE.
Martinez won simply because he was provided with unlimited funds . Another factor was that the people in Brownsville are pathetic in voter participation. A reason why slowly we are losing our rights as citizens in the U.S. We will continue to have a white collar corrupt city government .
So sad. The city must suffer 4 more years of elitist, non-transparent, autocratic city management. Tony has no leadership skills, just a dupe for his "buds" who make up United Brownsville....an unelected group who promote themselves a make sure their family and friends are in front of the line for new jobs. These elitist care nothing for the poor ignorant citizens and will keep this city swirling down the toilet, while other cities in thr RGV prosper and grow.
Most voters are too apathetic to comment that Phony Martinez won the election. And why not? After all he's the best mayor that money can buy.
Roman Perez saying he will run for mayor in 2020. He says you and Barton will be dead by then. Jaja jaja
Valio madre el chichon de Roman.
Having lived in Spain 8 years we referred to the Rick Longorias as the "juglares de la corte". The court jesters. Here in Bro. as the disk jockey.
Brace yourself for another four years of mismanagement of taxpayers funds. El pobre mas pobre y el Rico mad Rico. Como dicen en Mexico, Los abogados van a la escuela de derecho para trabajar chueco.
I went on to college and received a law degree. My daughter calls it a license to Steal legally. You know, she's Right!
Roman couldn't win an election even if he added up all the votes from all his previous failed elections. El Republicano Mexicano de la Southmost - something just doesn't sound right, right? He is a coconut Mexican, brown on the outside but on the inside he thinks he's white. He is a poor Republican living in the poorest part of the poorest city in the country. He's so radical even the crazy Republican party viejitos in Cameron County kicked his transgender ass out. Chucky, snap out of it and open your eyes. Voters DO NOT want you in office. You have become another Roberto Uresti. Estan enfermos de la cabeza.
Three jeers for the "Mexican Republican" . May some of our people live in ignorant political Bliss " con la pata en el pescueso "!
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