Friday, June 17, 2016

FEUD ERUPTS 'TWEEN CAPT. BOB VS. PLUMP PARTRIDGE

By Juan Montoya
OK.
Don't take our word for it, but this story has multiple sources saying the same thing.
It seems that our local esteemed state rep. Rene Oliveira (who wags dubbed the Plump Partridge) was sitting at a table at his Brownsville headquarters (Cobbleheads) with a female friend when Robert Sanchez (called Capt. Bob after his seafood restaurant) arrived on the scene with a babe in tow.
Now, we are all too aware of the fact that Bob and his former mate Lorrie are in the middle of a contentious divorce and that their friends have all lined up behind them.
Well, apparently, the Capt. had heard somewhere that the Partridge had been sniffing around his former mate and had actually dated her recently.
Not one to mince words, Bob went directly to Oliveira and demanded to know whether Rene had been philandering with her.
At first the Partridge simply let his feathers get ruffled a bit and didn't answer Bob's query on whether he'd been with his ex-old lady.
This made him even madder and he asked Oliveira for the third time until Rene admitted that they had gone out to dinner once and that was about it.
At this Bob loses and asks Rene (remember, this is in the open in a public restaurant) and warns him about "messing with my family" and then asks whether he has taken care of his herpes problem.
From there on, the witnesses say that the comments directed at each other deteriorated to the point where it was F you this and F you that.
And we thought it wasn't that kind of a joint.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Juan, I am with Capt. Bob on this one. Of course, you know I tagged Oiveira with The Plump Partridge "apodo," as we say in McAllen. That rotund sumbitch Renay is about due for an ass-kicking, and the Captain is the one to do it. Call Tad Hasse at once and ask him to schedule four 4-round bouts between these two heavyweights, hire McHale as ring referee and staff the brawl yourself. We're due for a good rolling cantina brawl involving our better-known Mexicans. Oliveira will be looking for seafood dick, not wifey pussy, after Bob "Telephone Pole Jab" Sanchez finishes him off in one fuckin' round...

Anonymous said...


sloppy seconds, thirds, fish smelling pussy, herpes, STD's, "grown men," leaders, dickheads, date your local congressman, beyond yuk

Zeke Sauceda said...

FUCK! I've been wanting a piece of Oliveira since high school. If Bob Sanchez won;t do it, I'll take on this fight. Rene is a coward who will chase down vulnerable women like they are defenseless gazelles and then try to fuck them. That's his rep, isn't it? Yo lo chingo con un pinchje gancho al higado! Y luego lo doblo y se la meto, a esa pinche vaca. Basta, puto! Bob, gimme a call.

Zeke

Anonymous said...

Let's get ready too rrrrrrrrrruuuuuummmmble!

Anonymous said...


Plump has a sexual addiction, ok? How much pussy would he get if he was not a politico? After the diss by the Cap'n, he should go fuck the former Mrs' Bob hard, well as hard as he can.

Anonymous said...

René has had it coming for yrs,his moral compass is crooked as shit

Anonymous said...

Oilyvera can't fuck any hot women in Austin so he fucks the ugly ones in Brownsville .

Anonymous said...

GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!!! What is this sewing circle hour, hilarious. You sir' are a joke of a "reporter", but I guess downing a 6'er for lunch and another for dinner will cost you talents you ONCE possessed. Cheers to you having no talent and resorting to reporting Facebook Gossip and rumors.

Anonymous said...

Oliveira is a sexual maniac

Anonymous said...

Rene has herpes? Nombre! No creo eso.....syphilis si.....pero herpes?! Roberto Tiene gonorrea de el osico.....yo declaro empate. Metanse el dedo ojetes!

Anonymous said...

ESE puto has a cocaine problem.

I'm not a robot! said...

to AnonyMouse who on "June 17, 2016 at 5:18 PM". said .....

"GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!!! What is this sewing circle hour, hilarious. You sir' are a joke of a "reporter", but I guess downing a 6'er for lunch and another for dinner will cost you talents you ONCE possessed. Cheers to you having no talent and resorting to reporting Facebook Gossip and rumors."

There is no need to insult the author of El Rrun Rrun. El Rrun Rrun is not a blog or web site with a paywall where a paid subscription is required to read its content.

Yes you do have "Freedom of Speech"; "Freedom of Speech" is essential for a democratic society, but so is "RESPECT".

If your wish is to not read any more "GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!!!" feel free to pick any of the following options:

(1) read some other blog or daily rag with reporters meeting your definition;
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or finally OPTION 3

Anonymous said...


A Brownsville single mom sings Mr. Oliveira's praises. He helped her file for back child support. She also says she hasn't had a fuck like that in years.

Why should pond scum not be able to hook up with pond scum?

Anonymous said...

SO MUCH BS TALKING ABOUT OLIVERA...BUT WHY IS IT THAT HE GETS RE-ELECTED EVERYTIME BY THE SAME OLD SHITTY PEOPLE HERE!!!! I AGREE THAT THAT HORNY SOB NEEDS TO GO...BUT WITH SO MANY CORRUPTED PEOPLE HERE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! LIVE WITH IT PEOPLE...THERES NO CHANGE HERE AND ESPECIALITY IN WASHINGTON EITHER!!!

Anonymous said...

Rene is a sexual predator as well as Mark Sossi

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Anonymous said...

Yo pienso ke está muy mal saludes,

Anonymous said...

Rene Oliveira was instrumental in the language that allowed UT-B to find a loophole NOT to pay TSC the $11M plus interest backrent. It is difficult to oust someone who has held an elected office as long as he has. I believe he has no opponent in November, so he will win again by default. People don't want to run because they lack funding and get trashed in
the public eye. There needs to be a term limit for officrs like this.

Anonymous said...

Where is DP-M? He could beat Oliveira in an election! Brownsville loved DP-M.

Anonymous said...

Pigs will pig-out. How long did it take Partridge to zero-in on Lorrie Sanchez. Al he had to do was read the tales of lust & disgust on McHale's pedestrian blog. ho ho

Anonymous said...

(GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!!! What is this sewing circle hour, hilarious. You sir' are a joke of a "reporter", but I guess downing a 6'er for lunch and)

Probly duardito. Just his way of begging men to do him anally.
Judas.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Oliveira. Fucking lard ass.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Oliveira, he is such an asshole and sexual predator...Just like Bill Cosby, women will soon come out and file lawsuits against him, oh what a scandal is about to erupt, but he deserves it.

Anonymous said...

Fisheyes is so low

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