BULLETIN: IT WAS ALL ELON MUSK'S SPACEX FAULT!

(Ed's Note: Talk about intermodal! In what may have been the most documented fire in the history of the city of Brownsville, the fire over at the Brownsville Intermodal Bus Terminal has left may people scratching their heads at how a fire could have erupted in the cupola. Was there bad wiring? How did the building pass its fire inspection? And could it have been bad pigeons loitering inside that caused a short circuit and lit the blaze? Now we are receiving reports that it may have been an aborted SapceX launch that went awry. Browntown pundits are nothing if not creative, We thank one of our seven readers for sending us the photo above that depicts a SpaceX rocket as it is about to crash into the blazing inferno. We've got to admit that it made our day!)