Ed.'s Note: We don't know exactly why we have been chosen to be the bearer of these news, but we received a note from Capt. Bob Sanchez that his efforts to enlighten the 150 members of the Texas House of Representatives on the wayward ways of District 37 State Rep. Rene Oliveira has been a success."Mission accomplished. Everyone agrees in our State Capitol that Rene Oliveira is unethical immoral pig," Sanchez emailed us as he wrapped up his visit to Austin to expose what he says are Oliveira's debauchery and moral squalor.
It appears that Oliveira did not meet face to face with Sanchez, but sent his administrative aid Michael Anthony Gray to confer with the irate Captain. Oliveira has announced he is running for reelection and should he win, it will stretch his tenure to 36 years in the same position. Oliveira claims he needs the extra term to tend to "unfinished' business in Austin.
"Stay sexy," wrote the Captain. "East Shrimp."
14 comments:
Start packing Rene and Tony
Stay sexy eat shrimp
Stay smart do not vote for Oliveira
Sanchez let it go,grieve and let it go. Yes oliviera is an Asshole, we all know that. He won't win this time around.
And nobody listened to the poor widdle cuckold.
THIS SOB IS NOTHING MORE THAN A DRUNKEN MALE WHORE POKING AS MANY MARRIED WOMEN AS HE CAN....HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OTHERS THAN HIMSELF AND HIS DRUNK ASS?????
BOB BE CARE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND...DON'T TAKE YOUR EYE OFF OF HER WHILE YOUR IN AUSTIN BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THIS C__ SUCKER WILL DO??? HE MAY MOVE IN ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOOOOOOOOOOO...THAT SOB HAS A WAY OF SUBDUING WOMEN!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS FAT FUCK DOES IT...HE MUST HAVE A BIG D__K OR A BIG TONGUE THAT MAKES JOHN HOLMES LOOK LIKE TINY TIM???? OH...MAYBE HE PAYS FOR IT....THIS MAY BE WHY THESE WILD MARRIED WOMEN DO WITH HIM BECAUSE THEIR ARE DESPERATE OR NEED OF MONEY AND WILL GET LAID BY ANYONE EVEN UGLY!!!! THIS GUY IS JUST ONE BIG FAT UGLY JOHN HOLMES DUDE!!!!! HE COULD MAKE MORE MONEY WORKING AND F___KING AS A PORN STAR!!!!!
All this is way to funny. A wife beating scumbag goes to Austin to out a crooked, drunk, womanizer scumbag. Only the Browntown among the brown folks does this happen. Scumbag vs. Scumbag played on in public.
LET'S GO VOTE AND GET RID OF THIS "MOTHERLESS GOAT". I THINK 30 YEARS OF INVESTING IN HIMSELF IS ENOUGH, DONT YOU ALL THINK? I REMEMBER HIM KNOCKING ON DOORS OVER BY FRONTON STREET BACK IN THE 80'S BEGGING FOR A VOTE. 30 YEARS LATER HE HAS NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING.
scumbag vs. scumbag. lol so true - and they're so stupid to make this public. As If Brownsville needed more negative publicity.
Sorry to break it to you sir - Oliveira did not steal your wife or wreck your home - she willing had a fling with him.
At that point - Oliveira was better than the alternative - which speaks volumes about what you have to offer.
CAPTAIN, ERES EL QUARTERBACK? TIRAME UN PASE!!!!!!
Just another fight over an ugly woman! If she prefers Rene, then Capt. Boob should just realize he is better off. Most of us doubt Rene will give up his single life for such a bitch.
"Stay skanky, eat shrimp" should be the caption.
Too late, she's already screwed around
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