Did you hear that while in visiting South Texas as a candidate, Donald Trump (ever the entrepreneur) was looking for investment opportunities and was told about the wildly popular bungee jump at South Padre Island?
Recognizing Mexicans penchant for the daring and unusual, he applied for the franchise for the bungee jump to the government of Mexico City. The Mexicans, recognizing a sucker when they saw one, immediately granted him the franchise to El Zocalo, the nation's major square in El De Efe.
Trump's motives were not only to cash in on the bungee jumpers, but also to distract would-be immigrants by providing entertainment which would take their minds of the trek north. He asked a few of his undocumented employees in New York and they enthusiastically agreed with his vision.
Enthused, he and his team traveled down to the capital and set about erecting two huge cranes from which the bungee jumpers would launch.
After a few dry runs, the contraption was ready and Trump decided he would make the first jump himself. He assured his helpers that everything was perfectly fine since the sacks of sand worked perfectly and he had jelled his hair sufficiently.
They fastened the harness on the Donald and he jumped off in a swan dive.
The crowd let out a roar as he descended and then bounced back toward the platform. His helpers were ready to catch him when they grew alarmed because the Donald seemed to have a bleeding gash on his forehead. They jumped back in fear and Trump went back below. Another roar came up from the crowd as he approached the ground.
The second time Trump came back up not only did he have the gash, but he also had a bump or two on his noggin.
This time the alarmed helpers grabbed him before he could fall back to the ground.
Trump replied.
The Donald immediately sent one of his forward men to reconnoiter the business opportunity and wondered how he could cash in non the craze.
Recognizing Mexicans penchant for the daring and unusual, he applied for the franchise for the bungee jump to the government of Mexico City. The Mexicans, recognizing a sucker when they saw one, immediately granted him the franchise to El Zocalo, the nation's major square in El De Efe.
Trump's motives were not only to cash in on the bungee jumpers, but also to distract would-be immigrants by providing entertainment which would take their minds of the trek north. He asked a few of his undocumented employees in New York and they enthusiastically agreed with his vision.
Enthused, he and his team traveled down to the capital and set about erecting two huge cranes from which the bungee jumpers would launch.
The preparations were under way and it came time to use sacks filled with sand approximating the weight of your average obese Mexican and a crowd gathered at the Zocalo to look on in wonder at the crazy gringos heaving costales of sand from the heights of the cranes above.
After a few dry runs, the contraption was ready and Trump decided he would make the first jump himself. He assured his helpers that everything was perfectly fine since the sacks of sand worked perfectly and he had jelled his hair sufficiently.
They fastened the harness on the Donald and he jumped off in a swan dive.
The crowd let out a roar as he descended and then bounced back toward the platform. His helpers were ready to catch him when they grew alarmed because the Donald seemed to have a bleeding gash on his forehead. They jumped back in fear and Trump went back below. Another roar came up from the crowd as he approached the ground.
The second time Trump came back up not only did he have the gash, but he also had a bump or two on his noggin.
This time the alarmed helpers grabbed him before he could fall back to the ground.
"What happened?" they asked him. "Did we calculate the height wrong? Why was the crowd screaming?"
Trump replied.
"No. No. Everything is perfect. The Mexicans down there loved it and kept screaming every time I came down. What does 'hay viene la piñata' mean?"
4 comments:
SO THIS IS THE WAY THE IMMAGRIANTS WNAT TO TREAT THE PRESIDENT WITH THIS TYPE OF PHOTO...BULLSH_T!!!! THEY WANTTO COME TO AMERICA??? SEND THEM ALL BACK FROM WHERE THEY CAME FROM...THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IS BULLSH_T!!!! THEY WILL BE (FCOA) FUTURE CRIMINALS OF AMERICA...HURTING OR KILLING TRUE AMERICANS!!!! NOT GOOD JUANITO....BETTER TASTE NEXT TIME FOR YOUR PICTURES!!!
TRUE AMERICANS???? pinche PENDEJO!!!
Sheee-it I aint goin to the beach any time soon
As long as its not spelled with a pu.
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