Tuesday, September 15, 2020

THE DEVIL TOOKETH, AND THE LORD HAS PUT THEM BACK



 

(Ed.'s Note: Do you believe in miracles? Well, we all know that local Legal Eagle Neto Gamez did after God pulled him back from the jaws of death some years back when he collapsed at the gym of Texas Southmost College with a heart attack. That's why he put three benches so people could pray at his property off Paredes Line Road  near the Brownsville Events Center.

Some time back we reported that the devil must certainly be walking the earth. Seems some of his minor demons went out of their way to get him two nice benches where he can cop a squat for a bit.

The holy spot had three nice metal ornate benches for supplicants to sit a spell as they prayed. Then, the disciples of the demon snatched two of them right in front of the cross. They stole His chairs. Can you believe that?

That led Neto to admonish the sinners cause you hate the sin but love the sinner, right Brother Neto? He put up  sign forgiving his trespassers. At the time we said that if they had any fear of God in their wicked hearts they would return the benches. Would you believe that between 7:30 and 8:15 a.m. the benches suddenly reappeared?

A miracle, we tell you! A miracle! )

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remorseful Mexican thief. Dime a dozen here.

Anonymous said...

Thank you half Coco mongo mutt for bringing it back!!! Now stop being racist!

Anonymous said...

September 15, 2020 at 1:49 PM

I D I O T A !

Anonymous said...

Go shit on your lying blog, Booby!

Anonymous said...

It was Carlos Elizondo AKA "La Rata" that took them and brought them back!!!!

Anonymous said...

Valley receives $8.2M in coronavirus recovery grants
More bike trails to survey the virus by bike users (one or tw0) wearing clown suits, astronaut helmets and little bike shoes.

Anonymous said...

Scientific American backs Biden in its 1st presidential endorsement
That should tell you racist republicans something very important pendejos

Anonymous said...

What is TEXAS SOUHMOST COLLEGE, bro? Spelling!

Anonymous said...

Fear of the LORD is the beginning of Wisdom
Psalm 1


Ps

Anonymous said...

Neto sent out his henchman, "The Bear" to get them back. He never fails.

Anonymous said...

I would think that calling someone a coco mongo mutt is a racist act!

You must lead a worthless and shitty life by reading your posts. Always negative

Anonymous said...

Puro Brownsville

Anonymous said...

Its not a crime to call someone a racist nor a clown nor a pendejo nor an idiota, nor a guey its all legal maggots...

Anonymous said...

@7:53 I'm calling a spade a spade pendejo! Where were you when this racista was writing gringos, hillbilly, meskins, and cocos??? Idiota! Go hide in your gay closet with your stupid face mask all afraid!!!

Anonymous said...

September 16, 2020 at 9:37 AM

Writing what moron? Go back to 5th grade and learn to write guey. By the way the masks are to worn on your face NOT ON YOUR ASS PENDEJO
NOW THATS A SPADE BABOSO

Anonymous said...

@7:21 vete a chinga tu madre pinche ojete racista jotito!

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