Thursday, February 18, 2021

TED'S OFF TO CANCUN: "MARGARITA, DOUBLE THE ICE..." TELLS DON TRUMP JR., "PLEASE, NO ME AYUDES ESTUPIDO."

"Cuál pinche freeze?" asks Cruz as he sips on his drink responding to the Mexican reporter on the beach. 

"You mean my margarita?" 

"No, Senator, the one back in Texas," replies the intrepid news hound. 

"Let them eat cake,..."now pass me the sunscreen and get the fuck outta my sunlight."

And Donald Trump Jr.'s defense of the senator who defended his dad, Trompudo Anaranjado Grande:

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz flies to Cancún amid his home state's winter weather disaster

Sounds like the PUB ceo living at the SPI... out of touch ass hol&*.

Anonymous said...


Ted Cruz is living the life. Fucking Cuban.

Anonymous said...

Listen jealous Mexicans...Cruz doesn’t need your fucking permission to do anything...comprende RGV ratas! “Si senor”.

Anonymous said...


Ted Cruz has the face of a tamalera's shaved pussy. Todo lame.

Anonymous said...

Meet Hillbilly coco wanna be white, the First Cloned Black-Footed Rata. Will be at the bus stop on central blvd everyday...

Anonymous said...

As far as I am concerned, he can stay over there and take Donald and Rubio'
with him. Boy, he ran back home quick!

Frustrated Harlingenite! said...

You freaking democrat idiots! We forget about democrats having their hair done, sleeping with a chinese spy, going to weddings & parties, taking money from Urkraine, ignoring the public disorder and not to forget the continued whipping of President Trump! So, let Rep. Cruz enjoy his vacation, if he is on vacation since it hasn't been proven yet according to some of the democrat owned media.

Anonymous said...

Just a reminder that the same liberals who are feigning outrage today about Ted Cruz going to Cancun have expressed ZERO outrage about...

Gavin Newsom at French Laundry
Ralph Northam at his NC beach house
Lori Lightfoot getting her hair done
Nancy Pelosi getting her hair done
Nancy Pelosi showing of her $50k Sub-zero refrigerator/freezer set filled with gallon upon gallon of designer ice cream

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Pardon me, libs, if I don't take your outrage about Cruz very seriously at all.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares. Democrats are trying to distract from the Cuomo nursing home death scandal and very high Biden covid death rates which are higher than Trumps.

Anonymous said...

cruz is a US Senator that is a federal official who you think can't go to mexico. WHY? Biden the news says took a snow day. Explain to me what Cruz being in the US would have done to help me get electric. Get these damn state demorats who let our power grid become a money cow to make them rich. I have an idea, hook up Lucio's house to one of those wind mills. If it turns he stays warm, hook my house to a coal fired or natural gas power plant.

Anonymous said...

HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE HIPOCRITE RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN

Anonymous said...

Pinche cubanos llorones they say they don't grow a mustach because they look hispanic well you're NOT GRINGO idiotas...

Anonymous said...

For as intelligent of a man as Cruz is he sure went and stepped in the dog shit. He'll carry around this smell for a while. Sometimes arrogance and feelings of entitlement cloud the vision. He's a rich Cubano born in Canada who thinks he's a Texan.

Anonymous said...

To the Cruz ass-kisser @8:06, your argument against the democrats is crap because Cruz got caught in the act fleeing his state in the midst of a crisis. The national and state media as well as Fox News have called him an embarrassment, a disgrace and a hypocrite. This is the same guy who recently refused to certify the election. So do us all a favor and shut the f..k up!

Anonymous said...


Senator Ted Cruz-Cancun.

He si going to be the next President !!!


Meanwhile, we have no water, no electricity, no phones, no food, no gasoline,

our children have no internet , no snacks, no food

Anonymous said...

Folks do you really think Cruz cares about us Texans-Fuk No. But many voted for him instead of Beto, so there you have it, PURA CACA CUBAN OR CAN-CAN CANADA? YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE.

Anonymous said...

Raza still dreaming of Francis O’Dork, the fake Mexican! He got more votes in the valley than he did in the whole USA combined. Maybe he will come back to Brownsville and jump on top of a table at The Mayors restaurant for you morons !

Anonymous said...

@3:35pm... please don't mention Beto. 🤮

Anonymous said...

Wiki= Stupid-Trumps

Anonymous said...

There was plenty of food. Just not food stamp food for you unemployed Democrats living off government assistance.

Anonymous said...

February 18, 2021 at 4:14 PM

He's hispanic estupido same as meskin idiota european cockroach climbing up the white house walls...

Anonymous said...

He fooled all the gringos thinking he's white!

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