(Do you know this guy? He was caught on the Kraken Bar surveillance ripping off the waitress for her tips. Not only that, but he also took tip jar mascot Hank, the Octopus, actually a septapus - he lost a tentacle -figurine from Finding Dori.
The Brownsville Police Department Substation across the street from the Kraken is putting out an All Points Bulletin for information to apprehend the thief and recover Hank. Kraken owner Danny Alvarado is offering a free freshly-baked pizza for information leading to his arrest.
The suspect is decribed as a Latin male, dark hair, with a beard, about 5'8"wearing a COVID 19 mask and a baseball "gimme" cap.
Hank is about 2.5" to 3"high, plastic, with an orangish hue. Has been known to be gruff.
"Hank must be in anguish in forced captivity," Alvarado said. "You know how testy he gets. This is so cruel because many bar workers like Zulema rely on tips. We need to get this guy off the street and rescue Hank."
15 comments:
Vicky de la catorce know better, she carries her tip glass on her belt and the owner knows better than to keep pets on the bar. Pero estos son veteranos desde la primera guerra. They'll learn, sooner of later.
Is there any reward money for mascot Hank? just a pizza?
Mexicans at play.
It was the orange orangutan from McAllen.
Jerry "La Paya" McHale
What a F---ing loser! Not even the downtown hobos and bums would do that. This asshole needs to learn some respect.
Guy in the ballcap? Looks like it may or may not be Roman Perez. But just wait, it'll turn out that the dude is the live-in boyfriend of the waitress.
ja ja ja
..who you gonna call?
GHOST Busters!..you better call!
payasos
Former President Trump shut down his blog, frustrated by its low readership.
This blog has more readers and commentators than ese pendejo estupido.
I just head that the only idiota to visit his stupid blog was no other than
el gueyon de snowfake hillbilly coco wanna be white idiota. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! ESTUPIDO
Damn people you all haven't figured out Chief Felix "El Chapo" Sauceda- Bernal guy is always trying to hide stuff from the public...Just look what he did with The Sexual Assualts that have occurred at the running trails, absolutely nothing cuz he doesn't want to look bad in front of the City Commissioners..
# worstchiefever...
what the hell, sexual assaults at the trail, no wonder they have their police hunting blind there, where's the story on the assaults?
A Latin male? No shit! A gringo will steal, but not a pinche tip jar and a toy octopus. Look for the Meskin.
June 3, 2021 at 8:55 PM
No meskin here, its a hillbilly guey that done did it. Yahooooooo
Hillbillys are desperate to sent money to el pendejo, gotta be one of them
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