1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
7 comments:
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(why is this important to us, juan?)
Frankly my dear...I don't give a shit. Because, I didn't watch the olympics.
National Propaganda Libtard announcers...par for the course.
I doubt the truth of some, if not all, of these. I had my doubts but when I got to the kissing of the balls it was clearly a rip off of Arnold Palmer's wife kissing his balls for luck.
Americans are creating their own COVID-19 vaccine mandates.
Pinches hillbillys go get vaccinated pinches idiotas DO IT NOW OR DIE YOU ALL R GOONA disappear get vaccinated now.
#5. That has to be a Yogi-ism.
If chupando vergas was an Olympic sport, ese guey half coco transgender dumpster rat would easily win a gold medal 🏅 Hahahahaha
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