Saturday, August 14, 2021

CUT! CUT! OH, SHIT! DID I REALLY SAY THAT?...



Here are the top nine comments made by and to NBC sports commentators during Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...


????????????

(why is this important to us, juan?)

Anonymous said...

Frankly my dear...I don't give a shit. Because, I didn't watch the olympics.

Anonymous said...

National Propaganda Libtard announcers...par for the course.

Anonymous said...

I doubt the truth of some, if not all, of these. I had my doubts but when I got to the kissing of the balls it was clearly a rip off of Arnold Palmer's wife kissing his balls for luck.

Anonymous said...

Americans are creating their own COVID-19 vaccine mandates.

Pinches hillbillys go get vaccinated pinches idiotas DO IT NOW OR DIE YOU ALL R GOONA disappear get vaccinated now.

Anonymous said...

#5. That has to be a Yogi-ism.

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