Tuesday, October 26, 2021

WANNA BITE ON THIS BAINA BOBBY? DON NALGON DOES...

(Ed.'s Note: On a warm day like today, the Downtown Scoop is like a magnet to downtown pedestrians and walkers by alike. They make their helados and ice cream right on the premises under the shadows of the Immaculate Conception Cathedral. The mango and chamoy cups are delicious, as is this tamarindo paleta. Tamarindos come from a baina, or long banana-like pod resembling hard-wood ebony that is a favorite of many connoisseurs. I hear it's a favorite among those favoring esoteric tastes. 

Of course, there are some paleterias that make believe that their paletas are locally produced, and there are others that dispense mass-market helados. But not here. They assure you that they make them in the back of the Downtown Scoop.

But we know we would never be able to get anything over on the self-appointed fact checker of the local blogosphere. It would be like taking for serious a story tip from someone whose name – according to La Babosa – is  Don Nalgon. 

Who'd be so gullible? But here's the email to the legal sage. And no one likes to be the butt of all jokes.

Ricos Helados!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, I will not rent you. Brownsville, Texas. "City Hall for sale". Will fine me, tax me, and get deputy dawg Eric Garza to arrest me. For not giving them a donation for favors.

Anonymous said...



pues con salsa agridulce esta bueno.


Anonymous said...

Chupando is good exercise that can lead to other habitats

Anonymous said...

You won't need to ask him twice, a ese guey half coco transgender dumpster rat retard, he loves sucking hillbilly's paletas de plátanos! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

el duardo paws marteenez, el burro cansado sólo puede rebuznar. no tiene habilidades, ni clase, ni propósito. solo puede hacer los sonidos de un burro y esperar que alguien tenga oídos para su rebuzno

Anonymous said...

A matamoros concept... third world atmosphere

Anonymous said...

October 26, 2021 at 5:44 PM

no welcome back here, finally your lover trump el pendejo released the hold he had on your orejas pinche idiota hillbilly coco wanna be white racist republican RATA blanca.

Anonymous said...

October 26, 2021 at 5:44 PM

Trumputo perdio ese pinche guey joto sacalo de tu tracero maricon mamon

Anonymous said...

Hey I saw that rent me ice cream cart over at the flea market this sat and sun... guess who was pushing it - El jotingo de hillbilly coco wanna be white RATA. PINCHE MAMON GUEY.

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