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BOCA CHICA, Texas -- Can you mix a mean margarita?
Are you capable of slinging a superb Aperol spritz? 
If so, Elon Musk wants you to become a "spaceport mixologist."Musk's SpaceX, which builds and launches rockets, is hiring a "passionate, experienced" mixologist for its "spaceport" near Brownsville.
The ideal candidate possesses at least two years of "superior" mixology experience at resorts, bars, and full-service restaurants, including the ability to pair drinks with themed menus.
In an interesting switch, even the City of Brownsville through Deputy City Manager Helen Ramirez, pitch in a free ad for the position. Interesting. Will the city do the same for other city employers?
24 comments:
Maybe in Mars but not here on earth unless el enano wants to apply. He'll more than likely throw in a mouth full once in a while - MARICON
Any local Mexican familiar with 14th Street will do.
c/s
Bigger question: what woman will be the first to put out on Mars?
Fucking on Mars will be like fucking at Boy's Town - puras piernas en total accion, guey!
Gravity affects hard-ons. "Stop moving that pussy, baby!"
ja Ja Ja
Here they go again with the cucuy! People,the viruses are all made up government fairy tales to help elect Joe ”shit my pants” Biden, and for population slavery control. They're not even hiding it anymore. Now they have flavor of the month viruses! Hahahaha! Plus, they're making fun of all you pinche Lab Rats, by naming this supposedly deadly virus omicron! If you unscramble the word OMICRON, you can spell another word that will show you what the government really thinks of you lab ratas! MORONIC!!! HAHAHAHA!
Let's not forget all that money Elon Musk gave Cameron County, BISD, Point Isabel ISD
In the end there is no shame. Say no to drugs? all that went out the window.
It is what you take to the bank.
FUCKING BLOW HOGS from the Board on down
Where is your story on how ERIC GARZA won and has all control over Abel Gomez men in the court.
Sea parejo y pon todo. Que tus followers puedan ver de todo y no nomas de un lado de la estoria.
SpaceX now hiring a "Nutty Professor". Potion to transform humans into martians.
There are NO full-service restaurants in Brownsville.
Miss Texas USA, a McAllen native, competes for Miss USA tonight
Y las viejas de aqui? Running for elected offices gorditas y ...
Otro pinche cucuy virus! The viruses are all made up government fairy tales to help elect Joe ”shit my pants” Biden and for population slavery control. They're not even hiding it anymore. Now they have flavor of the month viruses! Hahahaha! Plus, they're making fun of all you pinche Lab Rats, by naming this supposedly deadly virus omicron! If you unscramble the word OMICRON, you can spell another word that will show you what the government really thinks of you lab ratas! MORONIC!!! HAHAHAHA!
November 29, 2021 at 9:01 AM
Hillbillys will do better pinche pendejo...at 9:01am.
November 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM
red-ass racist republican
November 30, 2021 at 7:31 AM
Ya culo tu papi perdio idiota go look for a job moron
November 30, 2021 at 7:31 AM, November 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM
Red-ass racist republican ass kisser Hahahahahahaha
Come to the Island mon...well smoke the good stuff and roll some chicken bones too...jajajaja!
November 30, 2021 at 7:31 AM
Please find more hidden meanings:
pi, thau, gama, beta, mu, un, xi, mo , phi, delta, épsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, upsilon, omicron
On November 26, 2021, the World Health Organization declared a new variant of concern of COVID-19, named Omicron according to the WHO naming system.
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Elon Musk reportedly said SpaceX faces the 'risk of bankruptcy' from a lack of Starship engine progress
Not to worry just put together one of those boards that offers funding to elected officials this one will be specially for terrestrial space funding the poorest city in the nation can fund whatever.
SpaceX did not respond to a request for comment from Insider, but Musk commented on Twitter. He said he is working on fixing the issue.
He's meeting with the bike trail inventor and the property expert in obtaining funding (illegally of course) together they can help fund space xyz not to go banky banky...foreclosures are at a record high here in browntown but who cares. City and county are getting the attorneys to foreclose on half of the homes here...
New rift opens between U.S. House Republicans over bigotry claims
racist republicans what can one say just don't vote for them
If you don’t do everything you can to prevent getting covid you are encouraging more variants like omicron. If you want Covid to go away then EVERYONE has to get vaccinated and boosted.
Watch out …the next victims could be your kids or grandkids.
People that go to la catorce pay with hard earned money unlike hillbillys can't go there cause they never work and have no money 3rd and 4th generation huevones
Looks like a friend of mine back in the 60's smoking a joint "orale vato pasala".
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