Thursday, March 31, 2022

DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED TO OBSERVE BAR SOCIAL CODES...

(Ed.'s Note: It's always interesting to see what kind of signage is put up in local watering holes. One of our readers says these were taken at a local joint and [for our monolingual friends] they state that "It is strictly prohibited to act like idiots "pendejos" in this place," and "If they made you angry out on the street, don't come in here and mess "chingar" with us. Fair warning. Don't say you weren't put on notice.)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

totally appropriate for an uneducated, slovenly population.

Anonymous said...

This is the stuff that turns a bad day into an awesome day.

Thanks, Juan - you Da Clown!


Anonymous said...

Our resident bum, El Paya McHale, is still punching at his keyboard. Today, he wrote: "The key to writing is to write."

If only he knew the difference between good writing and shitty, ceaseless typing.

He doesn't. And he never will. Paya Jerry is an unaccomplished guey acting as if he is a writer. Pobre vato amargado.





Anonymous said...



Must be for hillbillys, all are just simply neophytes.
Like the idiota that keeps posting here, defending el pendejo ex-presidente that he won.
I D I O T A ! H E L O S T
WAIT, its in spanish, sooooo sorrrrrrreeee,
than it must be for pinches mojados.

Anonymous said...




le gusta con jalea...se la pone alli, en la mera puntita.



Anonymous said...

This may be Trump's most twisted appeal to Putin yet:
(CNN)Donald Trump is doing it again -- putting his personal goals and burning zeal for revenge above the national interest -- as he once more appeals for Russian President Vladimir Putin's political help in the midst of the brutality in Ukraine.



Anonymous said...

The sign they need:

Descuento de 20% para gente corriente!!!

Vatos creidos pagaran mas..............


c/s

Anonymous said...

White House Correspondent John Harwood says Donald Trump, the former president, "is mentally unwell in a way that makes him interested exclusively in what benefits him."

"Distinctions between true-false, right-wrong, America's friends, America's enemies are irrelevant to Donald Trump," Harwood added on Wednesday morning on CNN's "New Day," in response to what the cable news outlet is calling "Trump's brazen request to Putin."

"Russia has helped him financially and politically over the years," Harwood continued, "and he has aligned himself with Vladimir Putin. This is significant not just because he was president, but he's the leader of one of America's two political parties, he might be president again. And this is a moment of moral clarity. When Vladimir Putin is slaughtering thousands of people in Ukraine, for Republicans who do care about the difference between right-wrong, true-false, America's friends, America's enemies, to reflect on whether this is the person they want to attach their party to."


= But Crazy Trump is soooooo-oh yesteryear...


Anonymous said...

Joey Lopez is not into his county commissioner reelection campaign. Friends say he spends most of his time with El Paya Jerry McHale, laughing over how they put one over the public when Joey gave Jerry the first Covid shit voucher.

Vote NO on El Joey.


Anonymous said...

I went everywhere they told me not to go in Brownsville, loved it and never felt unsafe. Saw a guy stealing yard plants in Las Prietas when I cruised there in a rental car, an old woman taking a leak in an alley in Southmost and men dealing drugs when i partied downtown.

what a city!

Brownsville should market its lawlessness. People upstate would flock here like fun-starved Winter Texans, do some shitkicking and drop a lot of tourist cash!!!

Anonymous said...

Pussy bar. Afraid of a small fight, oh brother.

rita