Friday, May 6, 2022

LEHMANN EMBRACES THE ALIEN VOTE

 

(Ed.'s Note: Having won (and lost) a couple of elections in Brownsville, former Brownsville Independent School District board member and city commissioner Patricio Limon is actively courting the space alien constituency. If you remember, he once licked Jackie Lockett by 69 votes. 

The trick is to register them at a local address. Lehmann, a native of Victoria, Tamaulipas, has a first-hand knowledge in dealing with aliens and the reports we get is that he is space walking every day and making inroads into the Andromeda Nebula and nearby galaxies as we speak. Chew on that Chewbacca.

"There is no COVID in space," Patricio declared. "It's time to get rid of Title 42."

 Here he campaigns with a Star Wars delegation in Houston. That's Pat in the white shirt besides the big guy.)

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Notables only, Montoya.

Who is this fool?


otro cualquiera.


Anonymous said...

How quickly does the pussy signal attraction?

Anonymous said...

If you go solely by looks, everyone in Brownsville is an alien.

- Blimp
- El Jerry
- Cascos
- Capt. Bob
- Mendez
- Bernal
- Neece
- Galonsky
- Montoya
- Minerva
- Tony Z
- Drue Brown
- Prisci
- Eddie Lucio, III
- Joey Lopez
- Helen Ramirez
- Erasmo Castro
- Felipe Elizondo
- Cyndi Hinojosa
- El Weenes


(all ugly and physically-eccentric)


Anonymous said...



Aqui puro payaso, bro. Todos quieren ser estrellas, pero hay pocos de esos. No, no me traigan esos nombres muy conocidos. Esos cabrones traen sus manchas en el culo.



Anonymous said...

Donald Trump Jr. Doesn't Get Why His Dad Shouldn't Bomb Mexico

Various Twitter users felt obliged to school Don Jr. on why his dad’s proposal was a bad, bad, bad idea.

"Is that (bombing) supposed to be a bad thing," idiot Trump, Jr. asks.


Anonymous said...

The envelope is a little light guuuyyyyyyyy!!!

Anonymous said...

We got TORPEDOED GUUUYYYYYYY

Anonymous said...

10-4… repeat.. 10-4

Anonymous said...

Where are the babes guy… the babes?

Anonymous said...

Colors his hair with Tang …. 10-4

Wicho said...

Another guy that ripped off BISD

Anonymous said...

10 % 10 % 10 % 10 %
10 % 10 % 10 % 10 %

Anonymous said...

Que se Vaya ALV

Anonymous said...

Republican Texas Gov Greg Abbott pondering plan to have a "Whites only" lane on state highways.

watch out.





Anonymous said...

Juan, in all your travels, as a marine and reporter, what state/country would you say has the best pussy?

Anonymous said...

How many in Brownsville can say they are alive and not just sucking off the welfare tit?

Are you one of them, reader?



Anonymous said...



Le cul.


Anonymous said...

Maybe he can ride the corridor train to Canada with his alien friends.

Anonymous said...

Is that Michelle Obama on his left?

Anonymous said...

He was a rat back then and he's a rat now I bet. And anyone who hangs out with him is a rat.

Anonymous said...

Lehman never met a vendor he didn’t love!

Oralé con el 10% guey!

rita