(Ed.'s Note: Having won (and lost) a couple of elections in Brownsville, former Brownsville Independent School District board member and city commissioner Patricio Limon is actively courting the space alien constituency. If you remember, he once licked Jackie Lockett by 69 votes.
The trick is to register them at a local address. Lehmann, a native of Victoria, Tamaulipas, has a first-hand knowledge in dealing with aliens and the reports we get is that he is space walking every day and making inroads into the Andromeda Nebula and nearby galaxies as we speak. Chew on that Chewbacca.
"There is no COVID in space," Patricio declared. "It's time to get rid of Title 42."
Here he campaigns with a Star Wars delegation in Houston. That's Pat in the white shirt besides the big guy.)
21 comments:
Notables only, Montoya.
Who is this fool?
otro cualquiera.
How quickly does the pussy signal attraction?
If you go solely by looks, everyone in Brownsville is an alien.
- Blimp
- El Jerry
- Cascos
- Capt. Bob
- Mendez
- Bernal
- Neece
- Galonsky
- Montoya
- Minerva
- Tony Z
- Drue Brown
- Prisci
- Eddie Lucio, III
- Joey Lopez
- Helen Ramirez
- Erasmo Castro
- Felipe Elizondo
- Cyndi Hinojosa
- El Weenes
(all ugly and physically-eccentric)
Aqui puro payaso, bro. Todos quieren ser estrellas, pero hay pocos de esos. No, no me traigan esos nombres muy conocidos. Esos cabrones traen sus manchas en el culo.
Donald Trump Jr. Doesn't Get Why His Dad Shouldn't Bomb Mexico
Various Twitter users felt obliged to school Don Jr. on why his dad’s proposal was a bad, bad, bad idea.
"Is that (bombing) supposed to be a bad thing," idiot Trump, Jr. asks.
The envelope is a little light guuuyyyyyyyy!!!
We got TORPEDOED GUUUYYYYYYY
10-4… repeat.. 10-4
Where are the babes guy… the babes?
Colors his hair with Tang …. 10-4
Another guy that ripped off BISD
10 % 10 % 10 % 10 %
10 % 10 % 10 % 10 %
Que se Vaya ALV
Republican Texas Gov Greg Abbott pondering plan to have a "Whites only" lane on state highways.
watch out.
Juan, in all your travels, as a marine and reporter, what state/country would you say has the best pussy?
How many in Brownsville can say they are alive and not just sucking off the welfare tit?
Are you one of them, reader?
Le cul.
Maybe he can ride the corridor train to Canada with his alien friends.
Is that Michelle Obama on his left?
He was a rat back then and he's a rat now I bet. And anyone who hangs out with him is a rat.
Lehman never met a vendor he didn’t love!
Oralé con el 10% guey!
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