Tuesday, May 17, 2022

RAINING CATS AND DOGS, AND FROGS, BEEF HEARTS AND EYES; UNOS TAQUITOS DE OJO DE LA SOUTHMOST, NEW YORK TIMES?


Enlace Mx Noticias

The crash today of an 18-wheeler and a tour bus has on the Matamoros-Victoria highway resulted in the death of the bus driver and left the highway littered with a grisly cargo carried in the trucks's trailer – four and one-half tons of dead dogs and cats, beef hearts and eyes, and even some birds bound from Queretaro to Rana Labs in Brownsville, Texas.

DEAD CATS
The surviving truck driver said that the bus driver was traveling at excessive speeds and even though he tried to swerve to avoid the crash, the bus plowed into the side of the truck, popping most of the blue 55-gallon drums holding the grisly contents all over the road and on the shoulder.
BEEF HEARTS
BEEF EYES

Social media immediately speculated that the contents of the drums were meant for Brownsville to be used in the formulation of the delicious tacos that led the New York Times to name Brownsville, Texas the Taco Capital of the World. 

"No wonder the tacos of the Southmost taquerias are so delicious," quipped one post on social media. "These are clean cats and dogs from Queretaro which have been cleaned and sanitized for the U.S. market!" 

However, Enlace Mx Noticias interviewed the truck driver, who reported the accident to law enforcement and stayed after the accident to supervise the transfer of the unopened drums to another trailer. The now pungent stench of the rotting flesh of dead dogs and cats and cow innards led the reporter to say they smelled "muy fuerte."

"These are brought from Queretaro collected there by the firm called Hector Mariano Rojas and transferred to Rana Labs in Brownsville to be sold to medical sxhools all around the United States so they can have students dissect them and use them in their studies," the driver said. "They're not for tacos, as far as I know," he told the reporter.

The driver said he had no idea how the Hector Mariano Rojas firm gathered the animals and animal parts. Some of the carcasses had their throat slashed and sprayed with blue paint.

Could it be that there might be very few dogs and cats in Queretaro? Somebody's pets?

And are you sure that you will order the eyes of the cow next Sunday when you get your barabacoa?

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

DO NOT RE-ELECT CURRENT POLITICIAN IN CAMERON COUNTY, IN NEXT ELECTION.

Move Brownsville airport to Port Isabel. Make a bus lane or train going to Port Isabel to Brownsville, Port Isabel to Harlingen.
And maybe if Elon buys Twitter he can move it to the abandoned Brownsville airport that no one use.

Anonymous said...

2 Texas Cities Among Best Travel Destinations In US.
Austin Texas and McAllen Texas made it on list 92 of 100.
No Brownsville Texas.

Anonymous said...

Slander
Libel

Anonymous said...

No wonder they ran out of tripas y carnitas over at el gran southmost yuk...

Anonymous said...

It was going to be used at some pizza joint but nobody knows what pizza joint it was going to.... ANY GUESSES????

Anonymous said...

If there was an arena brownsville would be ranked (da same, last place) with or without an arena this stinkin' place will always be last. WHY? quit electing the same family of idiotas, that all they want to to line their pockets, look at the enano!

Anonymous said...

You go buy a pizza and they no longer offer you a meat topping WHY?

Anonymous said...

This coming saturday all barbacoa food stands will be closed, no meat available... WHY?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
2 Texas Cities Among Best Travel Destinations In US.
Austin Texas and McAllen Texas made it on list 92 of 100.
No Brownsville Texas


Yall losers keep voting the way yall do and it will stay that way. Di no a las drogas.

Anonymous said...

Feed those dogs/cats to half coco transgender dumpster rat! Pinche muerto de hambre old ass licker! Hahaha

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