Police report that Zimmern and his entourage then made their way up to 14th Street where they partook of the local firewater at various congales starting at Javier Ruiz's 1,2,3 Lounge, El Mante, and points south and stopped by Charlie Orendain's cantina de mala muerte. Once there Zimmern was seen wandering into a back room with one of the cantineras saying over his shoulder, "If it looks good, eat it" before he emerged some 20 minutes later smacking his lips and turning his eyes upward.
It was after the 14th Street sojourn that Andrew – now known as Andresito El Tragón to the babes on the strip – made his way to the downtown area and was seen weaving down Adams and falling on his face across the street from the Kraken Bar. Previously he had made a pig of himself at the Jukebox, got thrown out, and was not permitted to enter Dodici's after a waiter spied him urinating on the sidewalk across the street near the beauty supply store at the corner of 12th and Adams. We wonder how he will rate the day-old pan dulce and black coffee served at the Jackson Street drunk tank.)
Monday, July 18, 2022
BIZZARE FOOD HOST NAILED FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION?
ANDREW ZIMMERN
(Ed.'s Note: We are still trying to confirm his true identity, but we have some reports that Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern was popped in the Brownsville downtown district drunk on his ass following a feast consisting of cow head barbacoa, tripas (above), and various other bovine innard delicacies at Vera's BBQ and other Southmost grease traps.
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Just another typical Brownsville resident, no?
yes.
Such detail implies a stalker following him.
Puro Pedo
Fat, bald, bulbous-headed dudes are odd dudes.
Blimp ring a bell?
dodici kicked him out! UNBIEVABLE must have been gringo on gringo jealously cause el enano loves gringos. Da waiter and maintenance from dallas is gringo...dooou si si
White cops in Uvalde did not charge the school shooter because they did not want to die for brown kids.
fact.
Ajua y arriba las viejas que estamos grandotas y no nos importa el que dirán por tener un lindo chaparrito como este en la foto a nuestro lado 😘
Don’t look like him.
Looks like David Hinojosa a legend in his own mind.
there's people really doing that every day downtown, never seems to be a problem.
Why don't the city cops arrest the people drinking beer at the mayor's downtown cantina while eating their pizza?
July 18, 2022 at 8:13 AM
Browws do the same for whities. racist republicans read cocos y mayra?
BREAKING NEWS:
Astros draft # 0: NO FIELDER Hillbilly coco wanna be white RATA.
He will be catching fly balls with a trash can... and its autograph...
IDIOTA
Faike news
The name of this Brownsville celebrity on the Brownsville PD site is Jose Luis Juarez. Maybe Zimmern is wearing brown contacts and changed his name for a night of passion with the Brownsville Ladies of the Night.
WHO IS THIS PENDEJO? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
Definitely not Andrew Zimmern...just some fat and dumb (and drunk!) crazy dude LOL!
July 18, 2022 at 2:52 PM
I agree. Special privileges/passes for special businesses?
Different noses
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