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AUSTIN, TX—Calling it a “vital” first step toward regulating mass shootings, Texas lawmakers passed a new law Monday that requires gun buyers to show proof of mental illness.
“Starting today, all prospective firearm owners must be evaluated by a state-licensed physician and be able to document that they currently suffer from violent tendencies or are otherwise mentally disturbed,” said Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, adding that registered gun owners would need to take yearly exams to confirm they routinely threaten people’s lives, fantasize about murder, and actively wish to do harm against others or themselves.
“Henceforth, no individual without a history of psychopathy or violence against women, children, or marginalized groups will be allowed to purchase automatic or semiautomatic weapons. And if they do not have an unsecured, unlocked area to store their gun, they will not be granted a license.”
At press time, Abbott added that the state had passed further regulations requiring that anyone who had been reported to be planning a mass shooting of any kind, be given complimentary ammunition and firearms.
27 comments:
It should read "ALL WHITES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY ANY TYPE OF WEAPONS INCLUDING TANKS AND TO INCLUDE NUCLEAR GUIDED MISSELLS".
He needs to be replaced NOW!!!
All you wanna be white gringo/cocos vote racist republican for a free ride to Mexico City paid by democratic taxpayers. racist repubicans don't pay taxes.
Trump Tidbit of the Day -
The best part? Donald has no idea what day agents will arrive to arrest him.
ha ha ha ha ha
Juanito I stand corrected it's not just 3 but, it's really 4 TDS readers...PENDEJOS!!!!!!!
Los chistes sin chiste no tienen chiste.
cerebro, amigo, cerebro.
Peter pans calm down. Nothing is going to happen to Trump. Just like nothing happened to Hilary, Pelosi or the Biden's. Who said justice is blind? Any Mexican doing what they have done would be serving several life terms. To all you ignorant democrats. Hilary, Pelosi and the Biden’s are white people with real money. Why would they care about you idiots except for your vote?
I hope Beto wipes the floor with Gov. Abbott who has become the most prolific Human Trafficker in Texas History.
All you Libtard pussies afraid of guns. Lol. Keep cowering in fear. You and your pussy fag Beto should come for my guns asap.
😂🤣😁😏
Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp,
Brave courageous and bold.
Long live his fame and long live his glory
and long may his story be told.
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pinches gringos mamones y mentirosos
I puked when I heard the lyrics hahahahaha mamones
@731 am what is a “MISSELL?” Library cards are free, “missile.”
Ke pedo con la Porter
according to Marjorie Taylor Greene white man will no longer play football and it will be ruled by white women. The super bowl will be know as the super skirt.... fact c/s.
Cameron County confirms first case of monkeypox
It had to happen, pinche hillbilly coco wanna be white maricon tenias que cagarla pinche guey...
Hey Juanito for your 4 TDS PENDEJO readers...SUCK ON THIS:
BREAKING NEWS
Papi Trump has now defeated the Clinton, McCain, Bush, AND Cheney dynasties
TRUMP2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The same people who want to take our weapons are guarded with men and women with full automatic weapons. Read history books people, hell look at Australia, Canada and the UK during the pandemic for a sneak peak on to what's coming if we allow this.
So hard to find my way
Now that I'm all on my own
I saw you just the other day
My, how you have grown
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout it
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
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RIP …. BLIMP
Gov. Abbott should sent all these illegals to San Francisco district where la Nancy Pelosi lives and represents. Let them deal with this problem.
August 16, 2022 at 12:46 PM
uuuuy so you wanna cry mammmmie mommie in front of a judge like all those momines that went to the white house and later to court crying mami momi
waaaa waaaah waaaaa mommie pinches bola de llorenes ak may ass maricones
Was it a republican BISD cop shooting in the school against unarmed kids at Porter H S ? Just asking for a friend.
Quit showing your stupidity. Any shooting in or by a school is serious. Was it a Republican? Estas pero bien pendejo!
August 17, 2022 at 4:14 PM
the cop had an ak and was wearing a stupid red maga cap...any more questionsss
just remember 95% of all texas teachers are racist republicans FACT c/s
Storm that wasn’t: Tropical cyclone fizzles out
Sounds like the local elected officialS here. THEY ALL FIZZLE OUT. AFTER THEY LINE THEIR POCKETS!
Biden uses the F-word to describe MAGA Republicans
NOW HE HAS MY 20 VOTES (only in texas).
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