“You must save a fortune on gas money.”
“Your car is on fire!”
“I want a divorce.”
“A bunch of us are gonna hang out later and get gas for our cars. Wanna come?”
“Oh my God! Someone broke into your car and stole all the knobs and buttons!”
“If you love Elon Musk so much, why don’t you marry him?”
“I’ve hit more pedestrians in my regular car.”
“Could you ‘accidentally’ run over my husband next week?”
“What kind of mileage does it get dragging a child in the undercarriage?”
“I own electric things too.”
“By Jove! What fanciful contraption lies before my very eyes?!”
“Has it ever driven you to a social event?”
“How much did you pay?”
“Is that the famous fart-sound car?”
“Is it true that your car comes equipped with certain special features?”
“It does something hilarious if you crush it in a compactor.”
“We’re building affordable housing in your neighborhood.”
“I think that guy is stealing your car.”
31 comments:
Do you have a gas powered generator in your trunk?
What a car you have, but that pussy. Now there's something right there.
Love the body.
Built for comfort.
Cuánto cobra esa rúca?
wow
she looks
smoking HOT
WOW! And I ain’t talking about the car.
Damn hot mama!!!! That is because I’m Gay!!!!!
Bought with PUB MONEY
Mas respeto pendejos! That's your city commissioner Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa.
She is built like a BRICK HOUSE.
Yes, we all like the bumpers.
Bumper to bumper on the three way.
All I want is to look at the roots of her hair.
She beat you up for freee!
great figure but carita de patada B+, very close TO THE TOP.
That's one full bodied MILF with my pro boner. Can you imagine riding on top of that gorgeous white trashy ass? Yum yum 😋. Like Fred says-- yappadappadoo! Oh, car's ok too.
lIKE A TIGER:
Hey, lumpa sugar, you look kinda sweet
Cuter than a baby walkin' down the street
When I look into your eyes, I wanna leap
I can't conceal that you make me feel
Like a tiger, ooh, ooh, ooh, like a tiger
Ooh, ooh, ooh, just to see you smile nearly drives me wild
I wanna growl wow!
I'm feelin' stronger than a grizzly bear
Soarin' like an eagle flyin' through the air
When I get you in my arms, you'd better beware
I go insane 'cause I can't be tamed
Like a tiger, ooh, ooh, ooh, like a tiger
Ooh, ooh, ooh, just to see you smile nearly drives me wild
I wanna growl wow!
You keep my heart jumpin' like a kangaroo
Floatin' like an onion in a bowl of stew
Baby, ev'ry time you come in view
I run like an antelope to get to you
I'm your tiger and you're my mate
Hurry up, buttercup, and don't be late
I might get mad if I have to wait
Come right now 'cause I'm on the prowl
Like a tiger, ooh, ooh, ooh, like a tiger
Ooh, ooh, ooh, just to see you smile nearly drives me wild
I wanna growl wow!
You keep my heart jumpin' like a kangaroo
Floatin' like an onion in a bowl of stew
Baby, ev'ry time you come in view
I run like an antelope to get to you
I'm your tiger and you're my mate
Hurry up, buttercup, and don't be late
I might get mad if I have to wait
Come right now 'cause I'm on the prowl
Like a tiger, ooh, ooh, ooh, like a tiger
Ooh, ooh, ooh, just to see you smile nearly drives me wild
I wanna growl wow! Fabian
Todo el cheque no questions asked! and i make $350k a year and i have 60 days paid vacation wanna meet??????
I just gotta say this SHE IS A FINE LOOKING LADY NO QUESTIONS ASKED
Dude, she should respect herself first. Le gusta el pedo.
Now not only can you read the local pendejadas but also get your kicks GRACIAS JUANITO.....
She is eating up all these comments like mana from heaven. . . A la vieja le gusta el pedo.
Is she selling any pictures, is she taking orders and delivers herself? I'll take a few dozen but the better ones and don't worry about the price. I make 350k a year and have 60 days off with pay. I can afford any price call me anytime at my office, don't worry about the noise its just the paper shredder doing its job, maybe like you??? call!
*you look magnificent - remember any price I have 60 days.
Thank you for the great laugh. The Mrs should only wear that dress for her husband. . . Oh I forgot he is old "ya no puede y hule a viejito." Imagine her bending over. Hopefully she'll let us "see that thong."
We are so bad that we are good.
Si estuviera prietita como la repubicana, nadien dijiera nada verdad?
Don't blame her, pero SI, esta pero bien buenota.
para que se le quita!
That Hot Babe happens to be Jessica Tretreau your City Commissioner.
You would make it in the business.
Esta horrible, tiene cara de avestruz y tipico cuerpo buchona. Le encanta el pedo y siempre anda bien peda. Ya sientese señora y deje de hacer el ridiculo. Pongase a cuidar al viejito y cuidese tmb que ya le pego el midlife crisis.
Forget about the face, they don't care about that in the industry. Looking forward to more of your pictures, thank you.
She is off the rails. HOT DANG.
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