Wednesday, December 7, 2022

WHAT NOW CAPTAIN BOB, "LOS TREVI TURI DE MAYOR?"

(Ed.'s Note: With four positions on the City of Brownsville Commission up for grabs in May 2023 – including the position of mayor after Trey Mendez declined to seek reelection – the imps are starting to crawl out of the woodwork.

None less than Robert "Capt. Bob" Sanchez is already endorsing local cultural provocateur and would-be creator of "new" traditions such as "Gringo de Mayo" and "The Geriatric Lucha Libre Championship" Arturo "Turi El Terror" Treviño for Mendez's spot. 

Well, we await Turi's filing with bated breath. Be still, my beating heart! 

With the inane "Gringo de Mayo" nonsense safely in the dust bin of local cultural history and the Adult Day Care Wrestling championship under his belt of accomplishments, we can hardly wait to see what "new" traditions Treviño will concoct. 

How about the "All You Can Eat Shrimp Plate Championship" over at Capt. Bob's or Mocambo's? Or the "Babes in Short Shorts Trevi Drive-Thru" competition? The possibilities boggle the mind. We are not worthy. We are not worthy.)

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is just another Mojado trying to get a political foot hold in Brownsville.

Anonymous said...



Hinging anything, especially the city's progress, on the ridiculous and humorous suggestions of Capt. Bob is no way forward. We're already everything he posits! We are Mexico.


Shit, man.


Anonymous said...

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He's like an avalanche of shit.


Anonymous said...

Robert Sanchez got no rap. He be goin on and on and on and on and and onna way home he foget where he be goin. Lissen. Lissen. Capt. Bob got 1980s swag. No mo'n dat.

No mo'n dat.


Anonymous said...

Joke posting.

why bother, Montoya? Sanchez is the hairless Herschel Walker of Brownsville. How many elections has he lost? TODAS!!!


ja ja ja ja aja ja ja


Anonymous said...

I know Capt. Bob. Capt. Bob is no great sage, not the one to set the stage for anything. Why not find Pat Ahumada? Pat is where it's at. Bob is what you do with apples in the tub.......................................................





Anonymous said...

I would NEVER VOTE for such a horrible candidate. One of the same. I would vote for ANY of the Orientals from the downtown stores, ANY of the Pakistani Dr.s, ANY Anglo (including the local anglos) but these people that have turned Brownsville into an extension of Matamoros, NEVER!!

Anonymous said...

Los mojados want to take over.

Anonymous said...

December 7, 2022 at 3:28 PM
Loved your joke.

Anonymous said...

Trump needs to run but straight to jail for all the harm he caused our nation. Such a despicable and disrespectful person has no place in politics ever again. He had his chance but failed miserably. You're fired, karma is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Review committee gives update: Considers charter changes related to BPUB

update? Que ratas se fueron? NINGUNA???? PORQUE? Y EL D.A. FBI, RANGERS, NADA NADA NADA.

NO PUBLICATION BEFORE VOTING? WHY? ESCONDIERON TODO!!!

Anonymous said...



Arturo Trevino:
a leader: trying to change all the rules of Brownsville so that he can do whatever he wants

an entrepreneur: sells beer, alcohol, destroys marketplace and doesn't clean after him

the link between Matamoros and Brownsville: to produce more corruption, and abuse of power

Vote for Arturo Trevino

Tax payer said...

I'm sorry to say this Brownsville has turned into s*** it's becoming another Matamoros let's get good citizens in there

Anonymous said...

Estos viejos son puro Machismo.

Anonymous said...

The cartel / fresa / mojado presence is going to ruin Brownsville but you opened door for them

Anonymous said...

Arriba Turi!!!! ….. arriba de una de las bicicletas que se Jambo para los huercos de Matamoros!!!! ARRIBA TURI!!!!

Anonymous said...

Another moron running for office. Knowing how the idiots of this city vote. I predict that Arturo Trevino will be our next mayor. The word is out thats its easy to make big money in Brownsville.

Anonymous said...

"I like that for brownsville", you mean for yourself pinche mojado.

Anonymous said...

Telosico Bob it's already bad enough that our own are stealing the shit out this town now you want dudes from Moros and Tauma where the tranza originated fuck that. Look at the political signs Hinojosa and that other guy i could be wrong but they definitely look from Mata.

Anonymous said...

Treviño es un payaso corrupto

Anonymous said...

I hope these wanna be Pirruris do not get elected. As far as Captain Bob goes la primera vieja le puso Los cuernos y la segunda is a drug addict. That is all we need to know to run the other way. No se apendejen.

Anonymous said...

December 7, 2022 at 3:28 PM
but el queso apestoso is catching up.....

Anonymous said...

matamoscas is coming to get your pinche dolares y los gringos quieren franklins.

Anonymous said...

ABSOLUTELY NOT !!

Anonymous said...

Can't blame the hillbillys they can't read or write and speak the moon lingo. hiya-al and the fake teachers here. got fired from bisd for pendejas y pendejos. FAKE TEACHERS!!!

Anonymous said...

No alvoroten los pinches mojados all they want is dolares en sus bolsios pinches mamones.

rita