Thursday, February 16, 2023

ROLL OUT THE BARREL, ROLL OUT THE BARREL OF PLUTON BREWSKY

(Ed.'s Note: The beer-making tanks of the Pluton Brewery came in this morning and the owners couldn't have been more pleased. It'll be a few months before the locally-owned, locally-brewed bironga starts flowing. You go, boys!)

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets see hummmmmmm there are over 10,000 beer joints here or about a beer joint for every 100 persons. One more won't make a difference.

Anonymous said...

I looked at the local daily and I see only gingos passed on yesterday I wonder why?

I said passed on not pissed on gueyes

Anonymous said...

Anything for a free drink

Anonymous said...

Another stupid bar and now get bigger barrels of beer to get drunk in good old downtown Brownsville. Remember, during the great recession of 20th century, only groceries stores and beer joints survive the recession. The only thing that help was the WWll.

Anonymous said...

Why are a lot of famous people dying?

Anonymous said...

which stove is best for cooking gas or electric? can bpub stop you from changing from electric stove to gas stove?

Anonymous said...

"You go, boys?"

Too Gay, Monty.


Anonymous said...

It’s Time to Prepare for a Possible Trump Indictment
about time!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bro, tennis shoes hanging on powerline is a gang sign. You missed that angle.

New gang downtown?


Anonymous said...

Brownsville Police Chief Felix Sauceda gives President Biden competition in his public speaking...Totally hilarious 🤣 😆..

Anonymous said...

Juan, been 13 days, 6 hours and 39 minutes since your last story on the sheriff you hate, ese.

Let's find some dirt on El Eric. You go, boy!


Anonymous said...

Where 20 cents of every one of your tax dollars will go in 10 years
19 centavos a las ratas aqui, y un centavo a las ratas en washington dc. DATO - fact, pa los pendejos que no saben

Anonymous said...

Damning messages revealed in a court filing show Fox News' executives brutally mocked Trump's election lies
There is still a couple of pendejos here that believe the ex-presidente did win. IDIOTAS.

Anonymous said...

you go, boys!


ha ha ha. I can just hear you screaming it, Monty.


Anonymous said...

This really hit home for me. My parents were both alcoholics. I remember seeing father dead drunk beating my mother as she sat on the couch and my mother looking like she wasn't feeling the blows to her face and head.

Thank you, Mr. Montoya. Thank you for giving alcohol good publicity.


Anonymous said...

Poco a poco, este blog se va para el ayer...........



Anonymous said...

Y aqui que?


The city of McAllen recorded its largest monthly sales tax remittance in history this past December.

According to the February report from the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts, the city collected $10,616,234.24 in December 2022, an increase of 7.94% from December 2021. The city had previously recorded a record sum of sales tax revenue that month with a total of $9,835,015.44.

“We’ve been riding this wave now for a couple of years,” McAllen City Manager Roel Rodriguez said Friday. “Last year we were glad to get out of the pandemic quickly, and then our revenues have continued to increase. We know that one of these days it’s going to flatten out, but it doesn’t look like it’s happening yet.”


Anonymous said...

They’re Betting the Family Farm on Weed
son gringos they can do that. meskin are sent to prison.

Anonymous said...

It’s Time to Prepare for a Possible Trump Indictment
stop wasting taxpayers money on this idiota he's guilty SENT THE SOB TO PRISON WITH HIS SNOTTY FAMILIA...

Anonymous said...

More bars?

Anything on last night's drive by shooting

Anonymous said...

Montoya, what was your exit rank in the Marines?

where were you stationed?

Vietnam?


speak up, jarhead.


Anonymous said...

Pussy move, juan.


Anonymous said...

Juan forget about the brewskis, do you know whos is running in the city of brownsville city commission and mayors races? let the public know and thank you

Anonymous said...

American Meteor Society publishes photo of Valley meteorite
Looks like it landed with a parachute! MENTIROSOS

Anonymous said...

Y la Culo Balloon?

la cagas, Montoya, la cagas.


Anonymous said...

Blog on life support.

someone go open another one.


Anonymous said...

The American Meteor Society says it has a picture of the meteorite that fell to the Earth this week and captured the hearts and minds of the Rio Grande Valley.
BS nobody down here is aware of ANY meteorite falling here in the Rio Grande Valley PINCHES, PUROS MENTIROSOS... NO TE DIGO!!
THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE PEOPLE HERE IS HOW TO MAKE ENDS MEET BETTER JOBS BETTER PAY BETTER HOUSING. PINCHE GENTE MENTIROSA.
WOW EVERYBODY USES US TO BETTER THEMSELVES JOTOS

Anonymous said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Blog Sonso BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Anonymous said...

Last week's score:


Sheriff Eric Garza 7
Blogger Montoya 0


Anonymous said...

No matter how hard you try there is no way you will, no way you can, please all of the people all of the time.

What is most important is that you do your best. Elected public officials need to listen and learn in order to make decisions that are truly in the best interest of the people they represent.

Mayoral candidate Jessica Tetreau understands all of this. She puts in the time it takes. She does her best and then some. I know there are many (of you) who feel you are not being heard, that Tetreau does not listen to what you have to say, especially when the decision she makes is not the decision you wanted. The city of Brownsville election is taking place soon, so it is of great importance for the voters to know that Tetreau wants to hear from people from all sides of the issues, that she truly listens to what people have to say.


Jessica Tetreau: "I'm not done yet!"


Anonymous said...

What is this, Monty - you're now Juan Wightman-Montoya?


ja ja ja ja


NEWS! Guey, News!!!






Anonymous said...

Good news for the maricones, 5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV.
and there are quite a few here. will provide a list upon request (privately) of course, time to celebrate jotos.

Anonymous said...

Alligator found in lake in New York City park
pinches pendejos have never seen an alligator before and they were feeding it babosos

Anonymous said...

Biden Meets With Zelensky
He wants to bring half a million ukrainans but through the Rio Grade River, it would mean less paper work and quick citizenship with all the gimme gimme benefits
hahahahahaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

like we need another beer joint oh well UN ROUND PORFAVOR...

Anonymous said...

Woman caught on video setting fire to gay pride flag
As you come into Brownsville at the tourist center on express and you will see a gay pride flag.

Anonymous said...

U.S. President Joe Biden visits Kyiv
Now putoin wants to go to ukrain

Anonymous said...

The power of 700 free tanks.
The president was offered a free meal at Petro's Hamburgers with fries and a coke. I think the president got the better deal.

Anonymous said...

No, pos aqui ya no hay pedo.

Juegenla fria.


Anonymous said...

New businesses continue to set up shop in downtown Brownsville
That used to be the ice cream parlor and before a cookie shop and now this, but the local daily forgot to mention this. BOLA DE MAMONES.... JUST LIKE THAT METEOR PEOPLE CALLING US "IN LOVE" WITH A STUPID ROCK OTROS MAMONES. They do this to better themselves and make us look STUPID... NOW THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS LAUGHTING AT US..GRACIAS BOLA DE MAMONES!

Anonymous said...

Where to expect snow in the days ahead as massive winter storm hits the US
EN EL SOUTHMOST where else? If we hear la pitadera that means its snowing en el gran southmost. Pot hole alley!

Anonymous said...

Ha muerto El Montoya?

Haber, un informe.


Anonymous said...

Y Juan? Que, lo agarro la migra?



Anonymous said...

Is this blog on vacation, closed , suspended???? No new articles no new comments posted. Whats up ???

Anonymous said...

Ya deja la droga y el Alcol Juan. Ya tienes canas en el chiquito…. Compórtate como lo que debes de ser, no como lo que eres! Animal! Madura idiota!

Anonymous said...

The more estos idiotas insult this blog and the owner the more popular it becomes. PURA BOLA DE MAMONES Y ENVIDIOSOS JOTOS. EMVIDIA HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE DROWNED BY THE BETTER PEOPLE WHICH ARE THE MAJORITY EVERY WHERE. ENVIDIOSOS NEVER WIN. THEY ROT IN HELL THE SAME WILL HAPPEN HERE. GOOD PEOPLE HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS WIN. SO KEEP ON WITH YOUR INSULTS IT JUST MAKES US BIGGER. BOLA DE MAMONES LAMBISCONES. CELOSOS MAMONES GO GET YOUR PAY CHECK NOW BOLA DE VENDIDOS LAMBISCONES FROM LAS RATAS.

Anonymous said...

February 21, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Ya deja de chingar joto open your own blog with your mamadas y chingaderas idiota. MARICON

Anonymous said...

February 17, 2023 at 5:34 PM
pinche mojado espiquilee ingleish idiota

Anonymous said...

sounds like a cat crying mmmmeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

February 21, 2023 at 8:50 PM
pinche mojado wanna be gringo coco. quitate de mamar ya tienes muelas en tu posote. guey

Anonymous said...

The barrels were at the end of the parades they were selling the beer at 25 cents a tumbler.

rita