Thursday, March 9, 2023

CARTEL DEL GOLFO APOLOGIZES, SAYS "UNDISCIPLINED" SPLINTER GUNMEN GUILTY OF KIDNAPPING AMERICANS

(Ed.s Note: Five alleged "undisciplined" members of the Cartel Del Golfo" were turned over to Mexican authorities by the Grupo Escorpiones administrative arm and said they were the gunmen responsible for the kidnapping of four American citizens which resulted in the death of two and the wounding of  one of the survivors.

In the hand-written missive left with the five alleged perpetrators along with assorted weapons, bullet-proof vests and magazines, the Grupo Escorpiones apologizes to Matamoros residents, the family of the local woman killed in the crossfire, and the American families of the four kidnapped victims.

This reminds us of the joke that involved a contest to determine which world secret service would reign supreme in a contest to see who could bring in the biggest hare.

The CIA brought in a brown four-foot high desert hare. The Russians brought in one that was five feet high but was white.

The sun was going down when the Mexican secret service, the PGR, rolled in on their combi and brought out their entry.

The judges looked at the animal and saw the trunk, the tusks, and the big floppy ears.

"Esa no es una liebre, (That's not not a hare), es un elefante, (it's an elephant)," the judges said.

"Como que no es liebre? (What do you mean it's not a hare?) Preguntenle (Ask it).

The elephant then says: "Si senor! Si senor! Soy liebre! Soy liebre! Es mas, soy lo que quieran que sea. Pero ya no me pegue. (Yes, mister. I'm a hare! I'm a hare! What's more, I'll be whatever you want to be, just don't hit me no more.)

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only thing any(and every)cartel member derserves, is to die.

Eldelasprietas.

Anonymous said...

Apologies Not accepted.

USA should take them out. They can;t control their troops? Unlikely.


Anonymous said...

Hollow damned apology, Monty.

Invite the press for the firing squad!!




Anonymous said...

Nothing more embarrassing than to be a balding cartel member. With all the drugs and girls they sell you would think they would have enough for some hair plugs.

Anonymous said...

They will be out in a few months. All a joke and we are buying it.

Wicho said...

Ok,THESE are the men in the black truck. Where are the men in the white truck?

Anonymous said...

Robert Gracia let slip he is paying you to trash Garza.

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! Is this suppose to make everything OK and justify all the bad things they do. Probably not even the right guys. Just some dummies they threw out there to get blamed. Only reason I think they did this is cause they are shitting bricks now that they know the U.S. of A. is coming after their asses. But as usual the Mexican president is protecting them saying Mexico will not allow any outside forces to come into Mexico. Years back Trump offered help too, and the Mexican president declined. Just goes to show how the Mexican government is in on it too and does not want to end it.

Concern ed citizen said...

These black Americans have a criminal record in South Carolina they're known as Cocaine Cowboys just Google Eric Williams South Carolina they were up to no good in Matamoros I hope the truth comes out and reported on the news

Anonymous said...

You bring a joke to a tragedy? You are tone deaf Montoya

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Anonymous said...

Rodrigo Almanza has ties with the group. He will solve the case.

Anonymous said...

RIP Robert Blake.

dead at 89


Anonymous said...



Who knows the truth about this situation?

Great confusion for all.

Only the street wise, the experienced law enforcement agents, the FBI agents that think....can see the truth.

The rest of us...we just consume all the news. We are confused.

Anonymous said...

Y la verguenza de dejar el nombre de Matamoros, por el mundo, tan bajo.

El Wall Street Journal pone el nombre de Matamoros.

Ahora que se disculpen ante Matamoros, la tres veces heroica.

Y Matamoros tan heroico.

Anonymous said...

Praise to the Cartel for eliminating two of the numerous black scum roaming our streets like animals. Sad, that the other two weren’t eliminated as well. Were these blacks attempting to buy drugs illegally? Or were they working with the DEA on a cohort operation? Either way, 1 point for the Cartel.

Anonymous said...

The United States could literally end the war on drugs in less than a year. However, illegal drugs are a billion dollar industry. Who in their right mind would want to end it? Now Cartel members living among us, pay their fair share of taxes on their homes, properties and businesses. This brings revenue to our area. The Cartel is just a business. They sell a product that Americans demand.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I read that somewhere last week!

Anonymous said...

March 9, 2023 at 5:30 PM
como chingas pinche culo. maricon jotingo. open your blog there you can insult everybody joto...vendido
YOU WILL NEVER CLOSE THIS BLOG JOTO EVEN IF LAS RATAS TE PAGAN PARA QUE INSULTES EL DUENO Y TODA LA GENTE

Anonymous said...

Let's just say el cartel did us a great favor, by doing what they do best. With that in mind, do all of you think more blacks will come here?
OF COURSE NOT.
GRACIAS CARTEL AND DO IT AGAIN IF SOME OF THEM RETURN...

rita