La Cebolla
Several states have recently introduced bills to eliminate age verification for young workers. La Cebolla asked several children how they felt about loosened child labor restrictions, and this is what they said.
Marcie Estrella, 14: “I think colleges will be impressed I survived being sucked into an industrial loom.”
Sofia Bautista, 2: "I go to slaughter house?
Kyle Johnson, 12: “I’m sure the same states allowing kids the freedom to work will also allow us the freedom to join a labor union.”
Ellie Dobbs, 6: “I’m not 5 anymore. Time to start earning my keep.”
Cassie Stevens, 12: “Normally I wouldn’t want a job, but I need that money to help raise the baby the state’s forcing me to have.”
Avery Hamilton, 11: “My childhood was lasting too long as it was.”
Nellie Keeler, 8: “Good. I’m sick of being a leech on society.”
Harper Kim, 4: “CEOs will be happy to know that we won’t be fighting for a four-day workweek since most of us can’t count that high yet.”
Eric Terry, 14: “Killing bugs was always a hobby of mine, but working at the slaughterhouse? That’s the dream.”
Jen Cargill, 15: “Why should I have to wait another three years to experience workplace sexual harassment?”
Ethan Gibbler, 8: “Anything to get me away from my bitch of a wife.”
12 comments:
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Chief El Chapo "se la come" Sauceda and the rest of the police department would like to let citizens know that he is running for Mayor.
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Ho hum.
Soft news day.
Hola amigo, la juventud ya vuelve a llenar las calles con su despacio caminar y alegres como pocos, todo está abierto para ellos, un paseo perfecto día y noche en la misma grabación así como ciudad y parque todo en uno, gracias por esto que nos ayuda y mucho a ver cómo son sus gentes, su gastronomía, sus edificios tanto modernos como del pasado, ver cómo es un pueblo orgulloso de ser como es, lo que ha logrado en pocos años... Hasta la próxima y cuídate, pasa un buen día te lo mereces porque también formas parte de este gran País, chao
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
guey.
You can't get any more boring than this, Monty.
(Good thing I'm not a paying subscriber!!!)
March 22, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Como chingas pinche joto go buy a newpaper idiota
Toya, this is, frankly, just shit.
Report some good shit, man!
(nothing on the sheriff in weeks, same for El Perro Ahumada and La Jessica, your "never-gonna-break-my-stride" eternal love, guey)
On this blog, Juan Montoya is Alexis Arguello.
And the commenters are Aaron Pryor.
fact.
10:27AM, 11:37AM, & 4:32PM
You've become obsessed with Toya. You breath, eat, and think Toya...just wondering if you know this?
@4:59 AM
No te alarmes, guey! Solo buscamos un palo para levantar a Toya, que ya no escribe, el Mapache. Que, no lo notas? Estaras igual de sonso!!!
March 22, 2023 at 11:37 AM
The only boring pendejo eres tu pinche joto maricon. go pick up some men by las cantinas en el town. MARICON
March 22, 2023 at 10:27 AM
buy the herald maricon estupido ya pusistes gorro joto. likes men
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