Thursday, October 19, 2023

BREAKING: JIM JORDAN LOSES SECOND VOTE FOR SPEAKER

JORDAN'S DISMAL NUMBERS

1: Number of insurrections incited. Jordan was one of Donald Trump’s most enthusiastic henchmen in the efforts to overturn the 2020 election, and was subpoenaed by the January 6th Committee for his role as a “significant player in President Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election”, and he was referred to the House Ethics Committee for investigation.

6: Number of wrestlers who have come forward to say Jordan turned a deliberate blind eye to sexual assaults by his assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State. This issue is particularly sensitive in Michigan, where Larry Nasser, a gymnastics coach, was convicted of sexually assaulting over 265 women and girls while some officials turned a blind eye.

0: Number of bills passed into law in his 16 years in Congress. Jim Jordan is a true culture war activist who doesn’t have a single law to show for his time representing his district.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Weakness on the part of the Republican Party!

Anonymous said...

TRICK O TRICK here's trumputo take it...

Anonymous said...

Juan i think they GOP party should nominate that idiot REP Bob Gaetz from florida as the new speaker after all he was the one that got Mccarthy out. pinch puto de florDA. Chon

Anonymous said...

ELDELASPRIETAS MOTHER GIVES GOOD MOUTH HUGS AND NO TEETH!

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