Saturday, April 13, 2024

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT ARIZONA'S 1864 ABORTION LAW

 



La Cebolla

Arizona Wasn’t A State Yet: Luckily the Arizona Supreme Court believes statehood begins at conception.

It’s Written In Old-Timey Language: Women are exclusively referred to as “varmints” throughout the law’s text.

It Includes A Special Provision For The Case Of Rape: If the pregnancy is a result of rape, the mother and her rapist will share a jail cell.

It Says A Baby Is Conceived When God Done Put It In There: Unsurprisingly, science wasn’t as advanced back then.

There Is An Exception To Save The Woman’s Life: See, it’s not so bad! Once again, these sluts are overreacting.

Each Individual Sperm Is Granted The Right Of Secession: The only case in which a pregnancy can legally be terminated is if a sovereign sperm decides to secede from the egg.

Temperatures In Arizona Have Risen About 2.5 Degrees Fahrenheit Since The Beginning Of The 20th Century: Just seems like something they should be taking action on instead of this.

It’s Up To The States To Decide How To Torture Women: Since the overturning of Roe v. Wade, it’s now up to states to figure out new, exciting, fucked-up ways to ruin women’s lives.

Requires All Women Who Get Abortions To Also Receive An Emergency Trepanning: Legislators in 1864 required all women to have a hole bored through their skull in order to cleanse their head of demons.

There’s A Glass Box With A Gun In It That Says ‘In Case Of Abortion’: The bill comes with a gun that legislators can use to hunt down women who dare to break the law.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are the effects of Trumpism...but I want cheap gas and tacos 🌮 😫.

Anonymous said...

Finally some super warm sunshine so we can be naked and free! I love the feel of the sun on my skin. Wild sex in the yard, where our dogs can see us, just makes it 10X more exciting! I think the neighbors get quite the show from time to time.

Mike & Rosie
Las Prietas power couple

Anonymous said...

My dad Basilio just passed on April 9th. Today is his birthday. I am trying to remember the good times and play some of his old jams when I was little. He played all of Rigo Tovar music when he was drunk as a skunk! I miss him so much. Right now, all I can do is think positive and pray for healing.

Anonymous said...

Juan think this should a right for a woman to do make up her mind if she to keep the baby or not and not to the states of federal govt. Also the partner/ man should pay up his child support por calente.

Anonymous said...

Juan read on the internet about a Supreme Court ruling on IMPROPER IMPACT FEES LIKE THE ONES THE CITY OF BROWNSVILLE WANTS TO IMPOSE ON NEW DEVELOPMENT AS PER HELEN RAMIREZ LA CM ANYWAY THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY CHECK IT OUT. DON CHUY.

Anonymous said...

Gacy’s final appeal in October 1993, an execution date was set for May 10, 1994 at the Stateville Correctional Center in Crest Hill, Illinois.

Anonymous said...

(Mike & Rosie
Las Prietas power couple)

Bet we live close by.

Eldelasprietas.

Anonymous said...

Some Evangelicals Want a Third-Party Option, Even Without a Chance at Winning

Anonymous said...

Let us go back to 1864. Biden may be senile but he hasn't made us go back to 1864.If a woman decides to terminate her pregnancy she should have medical services available. Plan B should be on store shelves.

Anonymous said...

All this chaos on abortion issues is thanks to Trump. But wait, its witchhunt.

Anonymous said...

April 13, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Never hoid of them and from las prietas? I DON'T THINK SO, maybe in their dreams!

rita