Tuesday, August 27, 2024

RANCHERS MEET MODERN-DAY HISPANIC TEXAS RINCHE

 By Juan Montoya

It was the early 1980s and in those days each commissioner ran their own Road and Bridge crews in Cameron County.

Local attorney D.J. Lerma, then-commissioner of Precinct 1,  had been appointed county judge after Jack Goolsby passed away. Lerma served as an interim county judge before a special election was called and future U.S. Ambassador to Mexico Tony Garza was elected to office. Local businessman Lucino Rosenbaum had been elected to replace Lerma.

At that time I was an administrative assistant with Precinct 1 and oversaw the road crews. One day we received word that a farm tractor had run over a PVC water pipe belonging to El Jardin Water District. The pipe was buried just a few inches below the dirt and the operator of the tractor had not even seen it when he drove over it and broke it. The pipe ran at the top of packed dirt covering a six-foot corrugated metal culvert below on a ditch belonging to the Cameron County Drainage and Irrigation District #1.

The four-inch PVC pipe broke just under the surface of the road, spilled water onto the dirt, soaked it, and then the combined weight of wet dirt and water caused the culvert to collapse. We quickly sent a crew to place barriers on either side of the ditch to prevent some motorist from falling in the canal.

So now we had a situation where Precinct 1 owed the right-of-way, the water pipe to the El Jardin Water District, and the culvert belonged to the irrigation district. No one wanted to take responsibility for paying for the repairs. Each blamed the other and the county engineer disputed the version of events by the drainage and water districts laying the blame on the county and demanding that it pay for the repairs to the road, the culvert and the broken pipe.

The water district capped off the pipe at either end of the ditch and supplied the few resident there with water diverted from other mains nearby. The road, however, remained closed and school buses had to make a long detour to pick up kids on either side of the closed off section.

Things came to a stalemate and soon I was directed to go confer with the board of the irrigation district. Armed with blueprints and engineer drawings that depicted the origin of the pipe break and collapsed culvert, I dove to the district office. At that time the office was off Coffeeport Road near the intersection with FM 802.

I recall that Jimmy Webb, a short polite man, was the manager of the district. He met me at the front
office and told me that the board was discussing some things in executive session and that he would call me when the item came up on their agenda. I reviewed the drawings and prepared to make the case for the precinct absolving us of any obligation.

In a short time, Jimmy emerged from the door and beckoned me over. I went in and saw the five board members sitting – some lounging – on their seats looking me over. The dress code appeared to be worn jeans and faded western shirts. The majority appeared to be local anglo ranchers.

Jimmy introduced me and said something like, "Well, the county man is here."

One of the ranchers looked me over and said in a drawl with a touch of disdain: "Is that it?",  pronouncing the last word like "eeaat?"

I couldn't help myself.

"One riot, one Ranger," I answered.
Well, as was to be expected, nothing was fixed that day. Over time the precinct was able to secure a grant from the state and instead of a corrugated metal culvert we obtained a concrete section of road with boxes costing upwards of $100,000. 

But I'll never forget the day when the local ranchers met up with a Hispanic rinche

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

its like saying the kkk has arrived, same difference, but comin' from a mesken, in front of its members!!!!!

Anonymous said...

surprised nobosy asked, "WHERE'S THE ROPE?????????"

Anonymous said...

Looks like tony at the tax office

Anonymous said...

The problem is you showered Juan. Those ranchers smelled you clean and said he should be digging the hole with a shovel not telling us what to do. Don't some of you need some grapefruits picked from the trees? Here is a Mexican who knows people who can work.

Anonymous said...

TOMATES GUEY not grapefruits

Anonymous said...

They don't grow tomates en Brownsville guey. It was either grapefruit, oranges or algodon, sorgo o maiz. Talvez eres de los que hablan lo que no saben. Tomate necesita mucha agua y aqui no hay. Por eso ya no siembran toronjas, naranjas ni maiz. Vez algodon y sorgo, y sacate para vender en pacas.

Anonymous said...

Juan pero lo bailado nadie te lo quita... entraste a la oficina y hablaste con los meros meros y pos no te quedaste callado.

Anonymous said...

y tu mama que tanto? y los dos tomates que tienen? y cuando la enpacan? PENDEJO!!!

Anonymous said...

one meskin a million gringos what are the odds here???

Anonymous said...

Tu mama no cobraba, nomas se abajaba los calcones para que todos le meterian la masorca. Tu papa se parece a ti de la espalda nomas, porque ni sabes quien es de verdad. Mijo te pareces a tu papa. Si mami, y como era, pues era, era, mmm era oscuro mijo. Digo de noche. Si era oscuro y de noche.

Anonymous said...

the story of your life but a donde anda tu mama? nomas sale de noche? pobresita comprale un foco de mano guey. pinche aggarado igual que tu padre mayate. y los tomates? guey?

Anonymous said...

Si quiera se donde esta mi mama guey. Ni sabes que decir. Quieres ser raza y ni sabes que pedo. Eres de los que ven Netflix y ya se creen vatos locos. Como los Chinese que se visten como cholos y bailan todos mensos. Aqui somos NorteƱos no chicanos idiota. Tu que sabes de šŸ…. Nomas los que te ponen en tu ensalada que comes con tu vato porque eres Joto. Te gusta la masorca como a tu mama y que te agan masa las nalgas.

Anonymous said...

August 29, 2024 at 8:19 AM

NorteƱo, hahahaha pinche maricon, que tu mama andava Nortiada cuando te pario, pinche maricon norteƱo, hahahahahaha, pinche maricon. Y aqui estan tus quridos tomates PENDEJO!!!! BESALOS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA - NorteƱos hahahahaaaaa

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