"Bueno, vas a venir o no?"
At a spry 94, she suffers no fools or indolence gladly
"Yes mom. I'll be right over."
And even if you overdid it a bit last night
You crawl out of bed, shit, shower and shave
And face la cruda realidad
And head for the old homestead
At least a score or two of plants in huge Mexican clay pots,
Filled with dirt
That weigh a ton...
And take each one with a dolly out of the
Tool shed where a week ago you moved them
To protect them from the freeze
Remember how cavalierly you told her two days ago
That you'd be over in a few to bring them out again?
La lengua de suegra, corona de Cristo,
And other thorny plants that seem bent
On sinking their espinas into your
Uncalloused hands
Ya no estamos pa' estos trotes...
But, how can you say no to Mama?
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Pos, si, alli vamos.
To top it off, Juan Montoya is an old man! ja ja ja
The words of Juan Montoya:
Ostensibly
Rich
Dint
Cavalierly
ja ja ja
The U.S. Supreme Court overturned the conviction, and in the process made clear that all state laws criminalizing the mere possession of obscenity were invalid. In doing so, the Supreme Court noted that there is also a fundamental “right to be free, except in very limited circumstances, from unwanted governmental intrusions into one’s privacy.” Regarding the notion that the State of Georgia could control the contents of an individual’s personal home library, the Court said this was “wholly inconsistent with the philosophy of the First Amendment.”
Huh?
this ruling is not for mojados IDIOTA!
the green jeeps are in place, da marines are ready and loaded, muskies is lending his launch pad to nuke el rio de RATAS. An office is in place at the parking of the old HEB on elizabeth st. to distribute the visa card. CALL NOW all mojados will be deported to el san salvador in a cargo plane PINCHES MOJADOS RONIOSOS AND RE-ELECT TRUMPUTO AS A PERMANENT PRESIDENTE FOR EVER AND EVER...
TRUMPUTO HATES MESCANS LEARN IT HE ALSO HATES COCOS
The counting committee just released the lates, up to 4pm today up to 3,000 mojados have been returned to san salvador in a cargo plane this is only in browntown. I hear that several million have been re-patriot in this racist republcian nation.
AMERICA IS FOR WHITES ONL!!!
YOU COCOS CAN VOTE FOR TRUMPUTO AGAIN UNLESS YOU GET CAUGHT, AND SEND BACK TO SAN SALVADOR
I was wondering where you were, instead of in front of your computer posting comments....now I know. Pobre Juanito, andabas con la menta, el albahcar, la yerbabuena
JUAT PASSED BY THE BRIDGE HERE, THE GATEGUAY BRIDGE AND SAW ABOUT 10,000 MOJADOS IN LINE TO GET BACK INTO MESCO. VAMONOS CORRELE CORRELE AY VIENE LA MIGRA
Highway 77 is backed up to corpus with mojados getting back to mesco they are walking, in bikes. hitch hiking and running
trumputo hates mescans
Let us know if you ever hear one of those words inside a Catorce Cantina. That would be hilarious!!!
Juan, you are earning your piece of heaven. What I can tell you from experience is that when you fulfill your "mami's" wishes on the day she goes to the great beyond "la cruda realida" is that you have no regrets.
My "mami" once made me climb a huge Magnolia tree 🌳 to cut her a flower.
does she grow any weed? Lookin'
I'd do any thing my mom tells me to do, but she's gone and we all miss her. a lot!!!
at 8:15 AM
como chingas culo! no te gusta vallese jotita
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM at 8:48 AM
Hilarious your ass pendejo, it's easier to make fun of your stupid family IDIOTA
que te crees pendejo el maestro mamon de aqui PINCHE ESTUPIDO
GAY
Totally agree!
La Sra. va a cortar una varita y te va a chingar la madre. Of course she doesn't grow weed. You are funny 😁 😂.
If Biden loved you mexicans so much why did he only visit the border once during his presidency. He didn't like you Mexicans he just wanted your vote.
I plea da fifth I no nosin'
that plant behind one of those red flowers looks like weed to me. CALL ICE ops ice is for mojados and cold drinks, ahh call aahh shit forget it...
Esas plantas chafas en botes de cafe
What an eye sore en la southmost
I Propose new city ordinance
Lets Stop the potted plant invasion
Yards must be uniformly landscaped
What should be uniform are your pubic hairs.
This poem is about how we love our mothers so much that we do just about anything that they ask of us. The love for a mother is so great that one time a man converted water into wine 🍷 before his time.
The only homo here is you because you are the only one thinking about taking it up the ass, pendeja.
6:58 AM
Doesn't get this poem because while his mother had him calling every man that passed through her back door papi/daddy, she ignored him. Bastard!
en el southmost grass don't grow, I mean legal grass, the other kind is planted everywhere, en el southmost ay miyones (notmiones)of potted plants even pancho has about 20 pots and sells posts with grass, Hahahaha!!!...cigaros anyone?
you have to define uniformly otherwise you'll have a bunch of payazos uniformly dressed en el southmost.
all gang members en el southmost are uniformly dressed. each gang has its own uniform like los del callejon they dress with chanclas with metal pointed toes, pink shorts, belts with empty gun holsters, muscle shirts with no muscles and a hanky on their forehead instead of their back pockets and das is only uno gang.
@18:15 I no have carpet, all tile Papi. Im a Metro
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