Monday, January 27, 2025

CUANDO LA JEFA CALLS YOU FOR HER PLANTAS...

 


How can you say no?

"Bueno, vas a venir o no?"

At a spry 94, she suffers no fools or indolence gladly

"Yes mom. I'll be right over."

And even if you overdid it a bit last night 

You crawl out of bed, shit, shower and shave

And face la cruda realidad

And head for the old homestead

At least a score or two of plants in huge Mexican clay pots,

Filled with dirt 

That weigh a ton... 

And take each one with a dolly out of the

Tool shed where a week ago you moved them

To protect them from the freeze

Remember how cavalierly you told her two days ago

That you'd be over in a few to bring them out again?

La lengua de suegra, corona de Cristo, 

And other thorny plants that seem bent

On sinking their espinas into your

Uncalloused hands

Ya no estamos pa' estos trotes...

But, how can you say no to Mama?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pos, si, alli vamos.

Anonymous said...

To top it off, Juan Montoya is an old man! ja ja ja

14th Street Vocabulary? said...

The words of Juan Montoya:

Ostensibly
Rich
Dint
Cavalierly

ja ja ja

Anonymous said...

The U.S. Supreme Court overturned the conviction, and in the process made clear that all state laws criminalizing the mere possession of obscenity were invalid. In doing so, the Supreme Court noted that there is also a fundamental “right to be free, except in very limited circumstances, from unwanted governmental intrusions into one’s privacy.” Regarding the notion that the State of Georgia could control the contents of an individual’s personal home library, the Court said this was “wholly inconsistent with the philosophy of the First Amendment.”

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

this ruling is not for mojados IDIOTA!

Anonymous said...

the green jeeps are in place, da marines are ready and loaded, muskies is lending his launch pad to nuke el rio de RATAS. An office is in place at the parking of the old HEB on elizabeth st. to distribute the visa card. CALL NOW all mojados will be deported to el san salvador in a cargo plane PINCHES MOJADOS RONIOSOS AND RE-ELECT TRUMPUTO AS A PERMANENT PRESIDENTE FOR EVER AND EVER...

Anonymous said...

TRUMPUTO HATES MESCANS LEARN IT HE ALSO HATES COCOS

Anonymous said...

The counting committee just released the lates, up to 4pm today up to 3,000 mojados have been returned to san salvador in a cargo plane this is only in browntown. I hear that several million have been re-patriot in this racist republcian nation.
AMERICA IS FOR WHITES ONL!!!
YOU COCOS CAN VOTE FOR TRUMPUTO AGAIN UNLESS YOU GET CAUGHT, AND SEND BACK TO SAN SALVADOR

Anonymous said...

I was wondering where you were, instead of in front of your computer posting comments....now I know. Pobre Juanito, andabas con la menta, el albahcar, la yerbabuena

Anonymous said...

JUAT PASSED BY THE BRIDGE HERE, THE GATEGUAY BRIDGE AND SAW ABOUT 10,000 MOJADOS IN LINE TO GET BACK INTO MESCO. VAMONOS CORRELE CORRELE AY VIENE LA MIGRA

Anonymous said...

Highway 77 is backed up to corpus with mojados getting back to mesco they are walking, in bikes. hitch hiking and running

Anonymous said...

trumputo hates mescans

Anonymous said...

Let us know if you ever hear one of those words inside a Catorce Cantina. That would be hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Juan, you are earning your piece of heaven. What I can tell you from experience is that when you fulfill your "mami's" wishes on the day she goes to the great beyond "la cruda realida" is that you have no regrets.

My "mami" once made me climb a huge Magnolia tree 🌳 to cut her a flower.

Anonymous said...

does she grow any weed? Lookin'

Anonymous said...

I'd do any thing my mom tells me to do, but she's gone and we all miss her. a lot!!!

Anonymous said...

at 8:15 AM
como chingas culo! no te gusta vallese jotita

Anonymous said...

January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM at 8:48 AM
Hilarious your ass pendejo, it's easier to make fun of your stupid family IDIOTA

Anonymous said...

que te crees pendejo el maestro mamon de aqui PINCHE ESTUPIDO

Anonymous said...

GAY

Anonymous said...

Totally agree!

Anonymous said...

La Sra. va a cortar una varita y te va a chingar la madre. Of course she doesn't grow weed. You are funny 😁 😂.

Anonymous said...

If Biden loved you mexicans so much why did he only visit the border once during his presidency. He didn't like you Mexicans he just wanted your vote.

Anonymous said...

I plea da fifth I no nosin'

Anonymous said...

that plant behind one of those red flowers looks like weed to me. CALL ICE ops ice is for mojados and cold drinks, ahh call aahh shit forget it...

Anonymous said...

Esas plantas chafas en botes de cafe
What an eye sore en la southmost

I Propose new city ordinance
Lets Stop the potted plant invasion

Yards must be uniformly landscaped

Anonymous said...

What should be uniform are your pubic hairs.

Anonymous said...

This poem is about how we love our mothers so much that we do just about anything that they ask of us. The love for a mother is so great that one time a man converted water into wine 🍷 before his time.

The only homo here is you because you are the only one thinking about taking it up the ass, pendeja.

Anonymous said...

6:58 AM

Doesn't get this poem because while his mother had him calling every man that passed through her back door papi/daddy, she ignored him. Bastard!

Anonymous said...

en el southmost grass don't grow, I mean legal grass, the other kind is planted everywhere, en el southmost ay miyones (notmiones)of potted plants even pancho has about 20 pots and sells posts with grass, Hahahaha!!!...cigaros anyone?

Anonymous said...

you have to define uniformly otherwise you'll have a bunch of payazos uniformly dressed en el southmost.

Anonymous said...

all gang members en el southmost are uniformly dressed. each gang has its own uniform like los del callejon they dress with chanclas with metal pointed toes, pink shorts, belts with empty gun holsters, muscle shirts with no muscles and a hanky on their forehead instead of their back pockets and das is only uno gang.

Anonymous said...

@18:15 I no have carpet, all tile Papi. Im a Metro

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