Wednesday, February 5, 2025

MUSK NEGOTIATES A BUYOUT FOR HIMSELF TO SAVE U.S. $$$$

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WASHINGTON — Saying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branch’s ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

“Like many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part of my effort to create a more streamlined and flexible government workforce,” said Musk, adding that he had given himself until Feb. 6 to accept the terms of a “dignified, fair departure” from his government position. 

“On the one hand, this job has been really, really good to me. On the other, it might make sense to quit now and avoid the risk of being downsized by myself later on.” 

At press time, Musk had reportedly upped his buyout offer to $20 billion but had yet to convince himself that number was anywhere close to what he could rake in with unprecedented control of the federal bureaucracy.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I guess you're one of those democrats who wants the waste of our tax payer money to continue. But what else can you losers do but whine.

Anonymous said...

Elon is doing a great job, USAID were funding progressive NGO’s, embedded
Bureaucrats who were funding trans bullshit across the world. 🤣 great job Elon. He also locked out people who were not supposed to have full access of government computer access. Progressive are crying and getting fired. Elon is exposing all that is done in darkness and bringing it out so all can see, what the bureaucracy has been doing. MAGA, all this winning 🏆
Remove all NGO’s

Anonymous said...

7 hundred billion in waste, is what Elon has found.

Anonymous said...

Like he will sacrifice himself. Yeah, right.

Primers to mete un cuete en la cola.

Anonymous said...

No one elected Musk or his DOGSHT (department of government spending hiring & tariffs)

Anonymous said...

So why so much fear? Are you one that will be investigated for fraud? Musk is doing a great job! It appears that the democratic party is dead. All democratic politicians will soon be jailed charged with theft and or fraud of federal funds.

Anonymous said...

He should be scrutinizing everything. If he only finds wrong with the democrats he his pulling the wool over your faces.

Anonymous said...

Waste according to in his little mind. Give us the details of the waste.Oh of course he can’t give details because he speaks from using his pea sized brain.

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