Here I sit lonely hearted. I came to shit, but only farted.
You can piss all you want, but just know that the human bladder is never fully emptied. FACT.
We closed Alcatraz over 60 years ago because it costs three times as much to run as other prisons. I thought we were all about eliminating waste, fraud and abuse. Trump is an amateur!!!!
Here I sit with my cheeks parted, but, shit, I only farted.
Dime con kien andas y te dire kien eres
I peed on a woman's face once. Outside a bar here in town. She looked flustered but took it like a champ.
How many of you chucos hold it when you pee?
Frequent urination, pain or burning during urination, cloudy or bloody urine, and fever = infection.
You can shake it, slap it, or bang it against the wall ... But in your pants is where the last drop will fall.
5:40 If your penis is burning, does that mean someone is talking about it?
Buns a flexin' giving birth to another Texan.
This coming from an individual that is waiting to receive his food stamps.
That was your mother you peed on. She had to take it. Well you gave her a present 🎁. Happy Mother's Day.
7:49 No, it means that they are fantasizing about your pito al la Lorena Bobbitt. 🔪 Yikes! Aguas...
You are the one waiting for food stamps. Boomer, now it is lone star.
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Here I sit lonely hearted. I came to shit, but only farted.
You can piss all you want, but just know that the human bladder is never fully emptied. FACT.
We closed Alcatraz over 60 years ago because it costs three times as much to run as other prisons. I thought we were all about eliminating waste, fraud and abuse. Trump is an amateur!!!!
Here I sit with my cheeks parted, but, shit, I only farted.
Dime con kien andas y te dire kien eres
I peed on a woman's face once. Outside a bar here in town. She looked flustered but took it like a champ.
How many of you chucos hold it when you pee?
Frequent urination, pain or burning during urination, cloudy or bloody urine, and fever = infection.
You can shake it, slap it, or bang it against the wall ... But in your pants is where the last drop will fall.
5:40 If your penis is burning, does that mean someone is talking about it?
Buns a flexin' giving birth to another Texan.
This coming from an individual that is waiting to receive his food stamps.
That was your mother you peed on. She had to take it. Well you gave her a present 🎁. Happy Mother's Day.
7:49 No, it means that they are fantasizing about your pito al la Lorena Bobbitt. 🔪 Yikes! Aguas...
You are the one waiting for food stamps. Boomer, now it is lone star.
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