Tuesday, May 6, 2025

WE AIM TO PLEASE. YOU AIM, TOO, PLEASE.

AND FORGET ABOUT PIDIENDO FIADO...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here I sit lonely hearted. I came to shit, but only farted.

Urinalysis said...

You can piss all you want, but just know that the human bladder is never fully emptied. FACT.

Moron To Reopen Alcatraz said...

We closed Alcatraz over 60 years ago because it costs three times as much to run as other prisons. I thought we were all about eliminating waste, fraud and abuse. Trump is an amateur!!!!

FIXED IT said...

Here I sit with my cheeks parted, but, shit, I only farted.

Anonymous said...

Dime con kien andas y te dire kien eres

El Caballo said...

I peed on a woman's face once. Outside a bar here in town. She looked flustered but took it like a champ.

Anonymous said...

How many of you chucos hold it when you pee?

Check The Color said...

Frequent urination, pain or burning during urination, cloudy or bloody urine, and fever = infection.

Ben said...

You can shake it, slap it, or bang it against the wall ... But in your pants is where the last drop will fall.

Anonymous said...

5:40 If your penis is burning, does that mean someone is talking about it?

Anonymous said...

Buns a flexin' giving birth to another Texan.

Anonymous said...

This coming from an individual that is waiting to receive his food stamps.

Anonymous said...

That was your mother you peed on. She had to take it. Well you gave her a present 🎁. Happy Mother's Day.

Anonymous said...

7:49 No, it means that they are fantasizing about your pito al la Lorena Bobbitt. 🔪 Yikes! Aguas...

Anonymous said...

You are the one waiting for food stamps. Boomer, now it is lone star.

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