Friday, July 11, 2025

ICE ARRESTS SUPERMAN – A KRYPTONIAN – FOR BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN

(Ed.'s Note: He left a dying country, came here illegally, and fought to protect and improve the lives of his family in America. Superman – whose real name was Kal-El, was born to Jor-El and his wife on Krypton – and is technically undocumented. Alligators won't have a chance.)

 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

What would Cortina do

Anonymous said...

Haha

Anonymous said...

Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section much more enlightening.

Anonymous said...

Life is not TV.

Anonymous said...

Que se quide el Super Sancho! Del puro calzon lo van a pescar.

Anonymous said...

Never seen or read about Superman on government assistance or abusing and milking assistance programs, so they might spare him.

Anonymous said...

9:31 Milking the system like Trump, Musk, and Bezos? These worms and other oligarchs rip us off but you seem ok with it. Complain about the sharks not the guppies.

Anonymous said...

The USA is a superpower and its citizens pay a lot of taxes. It is the duty of such countries to make sure all the citizens are well fed and healthy. Switzerland, Finland, Great Britain, France etc give more to its citizens than the USA. Why? The USA is a "codo" and gives more to its rich people.

Eldelasprietas said...

I'm gonna need someone to help me
I'm gonna need somebody's hand
I'm gonna need someone to hold me down
I'm gonna need someone to care

Son of a bitch, give me a drink
One more night, this can't be me
Son of a bitch, if I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away

Anonymous said...

He would be fast tracked towards citizenship since he actually has something positive to contribute.

The Epstein Files said...

Here's the problem, We The People are getting tired of being thrown in prison for the slightest little infraction. But yet these dirty Politicians and Rich people can commit horrific crimes and walk away free without even a blemish. Trump needs to fix that. 2.Tier justice system. Is 100% of the problem.

Anonymous said...

The illegals get more from tax payer money and provide nothing whereas the rich create jobs.

Anonymous said...

What about Bill Gates, Michael Bloomberg and Warren Buffett?

Anonymous said...

It's OK, Superman is friends with the U.S. President. Plus Superman actually respects our U.S. flag. Unlike other ungrateful bastards.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. The menial jobs, the jobs with no benefits are pure evil. Americans are living in poverty. Check by check. The good jobs with high salaries, great benefits are for the rich, the millionaires and the billionaires. The poor travel by bus, have no decent clothes and no clean water. The rich have planes, elegant clothes and their water has no fecal matter.

Anonymous said...

If he was ILLEGAL, then needed to be arrested!

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