Saturday, August 2, 2025

DA KRAKEN'S DANNY ALVARADO ANNOUNCES NEW PARTNER

El RĂ¡bano

Danny Alvarado, owner and proprietor of The Kraken Lounge, 1123 E Adams St. St. C, announced the new partnership with El Chavo de la 8, who will serve as greeter and pizza chef while Alvarado tends to his other business interests.

"El Chavo is an engaging speaker, a true pizza connoisseur and a person with expert knowledge and a refined palate, especially in matters of fine arts, cuisine, or other areas of taste. He's dead on in the hospitality industry.

"I just hope he doesn't eat the profits. People assume he has a card board personality, but I assure you he only has a dead-pan delivery. I invite my friends to come and met this unique individual over a slice of da famous Kraken pie!"

Alvarado made his announcement during the monthly celebration of First Friday in Brownsville's Market Square this past Friday.

6 comments:

Eldelasprietas said...

Juan, did you know that Amazon does deliver to the Amazon?

Anonymous said...

You guys in carita world keep trying. It's only free money.

Anonymous said...

Funny!

FRANK GARCIA said...

I would give a shit about this if I were paid for doing it. Until then, keep living "La Vida Pendeja" en la Frontera.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget posting pendejo comments and wasting your time posting them. You know "La Vida Pendeja."

Anonymous said...

WTF

How can many homes pay thousands each for property taxes, while the bars pay a few hundred.

"Just asking for a friend."

rita