“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who criticized the “perversion” of locking eyes during sex (rough or otherwise) and argued that it had led directly to rising rates of crime and drug abuse.
“This is a Christian state, and emotionless sex is a part of our heritage worth preserving. The only eyes you should be staring into during sex are Christ’s. Maintaining a deep, mutual gaze with a lover is an immoral and repulsive practice that corrupts our traditional method of procreation. They may accept this kind of degeneracy in California, but in Texas, we close our eyes and get it over with as the Lord intended.
"If your spouse tries to run their hands through your hair and look you in the eye while having sex, we recommend averting your gaze, saying a silent prayer, and contacting the authorities immediately.”
Addressing the concerns of Texas residents worried they might, in a moment of weakness, succumb to the temptation of intimate eye contact, Gov. Abbott recommended “hitting it from the back.”
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Best Gov. in the USA.
Gregory Kunkle and the Kingdom Come Worship Band song King of Kings on Spotify and Google. Jesus Christ is the reason for the Season 🙏 Amen Merry Christmas 🎄
Good Lord! Don't forget to recite the rosary while you lay there. In addition, participation is strictly prohibited.🤣😂🤣
Can't even buy his own pants...
Fuck Abbott and Trump, but the most important reason I am posting is to say FU “Frank” francisco wannabe white and quit doing spin-offs from my usernames. Come original Pendejo con tres pulgadas
Am I wrong for envisioning the Virgin Mary when smashing? Sweet Lawd!
I
have laid
and
Been Laid
My love
knows
no Boundaries
I stick it
In
Deep
as
far
the Ovaries. . .
These boats are over 2000 miles away, and there's no proof of drug trafficking but yet Trump, Pete Hegseth are being allowed to not just break laws in America but with these boat attacks Trump and Hegseth have broken international laws.
How many more of our generals and admirals in the military can put up with Trump and our asshole secretary of defense, bullshit???
I ask.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is a disturbed individual, and any sane and rational person can see that. Those people were hanging on to an obliterated boat. They posed no risk - that is just murder. They were mules for the cartel. Is this the kind of country we want to be? I know some of you are just as morally bankrupt as Hegseth, playing adolescent war games, so never mind.
A completely illegal and corrupt administration and president will never hold themselves accountable, just like the spineless Republicans in Congress. They all need to be removed, now.
Abbott is Trump's willing patsy. No self-esteem. He is governor of Texas, dammit.....and Texans do not bend over for New Yorkers!!!
Vote that wheelchair clown out of office!!!
En medio de escrutinio del Capitolio, el Pentágono destruye otra embarcación en el pacífico
Con este nuevo ataque del Pentágono presuntamente en aguas internacionales del Pacífico y el Caribe, son ya 22 lanchas que destruye bajo el argumento de que transportaban narcóticos.
The US is paying for 100% of the healthcare in Israel and Argentina, but actual US citizens have to go uninsured. That's the level of stupidity this country is operating on right now.
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