“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who criticized the “perversion” of locking eyes during sex (rough or otherwise) and argued that it had led directly to rising rates of crime and drug abuse.
“This is a Christian state, and emotionless sex is a part of our heritage worth preserving. The only eyes you should be staring into during sex are Christ’s. Maintaining a deep, mutual gaze with a lover is an immoral and repulsive practice that corrupts our traditional method of procreation. They may accept this kind of degeneracy in California, but in Texas, we close our eyes and get it over with as the Lord intended.
"If your spouse tries to run their hands through your hair and look you in the eye while having sex, we recommend averting your gaze, saying a silent prayer, and contacting the authorities immediately.”
Addressing the concerns of Texas residents worried they might, in a moment of weakness, succumb to the temptation of intimate eye contact, Gov. Abbott recommended “hitting it from the back.”
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Best Gov. in the USA.
Gregory Kunkle and the Kingdom Come Worship Band song King of Kings on Spotify and Google. Jesus Christ is the reason for the Season 🙏 Amen Merry Christmas 🎄
Good Lord! Don't forget to recite the rosary while you lay there. In addition, participation is strictly prohibited.🤣😂🤣
Can't even buy his own pants...
Fuck Abbott and Trump, but the most important reason I am posting is to say FU “Frank” francisco wannabe white and quit doing spin-offs from my usernames. Come original Pendejo con tres pulgadas
Am I wrong for envisioning the Virgin Mary when smashing? Sweet Lawd!
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These boats are over 2000 miles away, and there's no proof of drug trafficking but yet Trump, Pete Hegseth are being allowed to not just break laws in America but with these boat attacks Trump and Hegseth have broken international laws.
How many more of our generals and admirals in the military can put up with Trump and our asshole secretary of defense, bullshit???
I ask.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is a disturbed individual, and any sane and rational person can see that. Those people were hanging on to an obliterated boat. They posed no risk - that is just murder. They were mules for the cartel. Is this the kind of country we want to be? I know some of you are just as morally bankrupt as Hegseth, playing adolescent war games, so never mind.
A completely illegal and corrupt administration and president will never hold themselves accountable, just like the spineless Republicans in Congress. They all need to be removed, now.
Abbott is Trump's willing patsy. No self-esteem. He is governor of Texas, dammit.....and Texans do not bend over for New Yorkers!!!
Vote that wheelchair clown out of office!!!
En medio de escrutinio del Capitolio, el Pentágono destruye otra embarcación en el pacífico
Con este nuevo ataque del Pentágono presuntamente en aguas internacionales del Pacífico y el Caribe, son ya 22 lanchas que destruye bajo el argumento de que transportaban narcóticos.
The US is paying for 100% of the healthcare in Israel and Argentina, but actual US citizens have to go uninsured. That's the level of stupidity this country is operating on right now.
Suck my buffalo, Chelsea, you ignorant snot. Taking shots at me daily will get you nowhere, doll. Go pester yourself in the bathroom.
😂 hahaha, fucking pansy’s. Now the spin is starting to. What happened the news is now spinning to something else’s. Fucking losers
Is this the Gina camp. 🤣. You are going now where. Abbot is your governor bitch.
Quiet, Piggy.
If you're hitting it from the back and she turns to look at you, should you slap her? She's gonna get upset! What is the biblical stance on that?
I am most worried about what potential crimes and criminals are NOT being pursued by the current Dept. Of Justice. This "pardon" abuse is putting Americans and our country at risk. Hope you can talk about this.
We have the Trump FBI directing thousands of FBI agents to scrub his name from the Epstein files. So thousands of FBI agents now see that Trump is a predator. Thousands of people are covering for him. No doubt I am sure there’s some sort of classification on these Epstein files so the FBI agents can’t talk about it. Maybe there will be a brave whistleblower. I doubt it. So the FBI and the DOJ are actively covering for a predator. Knowingly covering for a predator. And because they’re covering that means they do not care about these sorts of predators. They don’t care about children. None of these people seem to have any humanity. With the DOJ going after Trump’s enemies. The people that tried to hold him accountable. But most people don’t care because they think that the Democrats trying to hold Trump accountable is somehow abusing. Authority. We have ice agents just kidnapping people off the streets. Surrounding vehicles. Women children, Americans. We have Jared Kushner, and that other gentleman who worked for Russia and is a Russian agent over in Russia talking to Vladimir Putin. As if either of them are remotely qualified to be there. As if either of them, give one crap about the United States of America’s national security. All of this is just bananas. It’s Looney Tunes.
Gov. Abbott - Cite the specific scripture that says it's an unholy act please.
As per AI, Governor Greg Abbott has been recognized as one of the best governors due to his focus on economic growth, tax policies, and handling of COVID-19 funds, which have contributed to Texas being a leading state for business. His leadership has emphasized personal freedom and fiscal responsibility, fostering a strong economy and job creation.
Blah Blah Blah. The U.S. employs aerial surveillance and satellite imagery to monitor maritime activities. This technology helps identify suspicious vessels operating near Venezuelan waters. Due to escalating tensions and military actions by the U.S. against suspected drug traffickers, warnings have been issued to the people of Venezuela to stay away from open waters. So after numerous warnings why are these boats still going against all warnings? The issue with you and your comrades is that you are just against everything Trump and his administration are doing. Being the communists that you are of course your going along with the Maduro administration.
To the lying communist. The U.S. does not pay for 100% of healthcare in Israel or Argentina. In Israel, a significant portion of U.S. aid is allocated to military support rather than healthcare, while Argentina is currently receiving a bailout from the U.S. government, but this does not cover healthcare costs.
Military personnel follow orders. They don't question everything like you little fagots!
No traían drogas. Traían pescados par alas estados unidos. Mucho como los carteles no traen machacado en ves de drogas. No Sean pendejos!
Scrub his name…. What a loser! The previous administration sat on the pipe bomber info.. and did nothing. Trump admin.. found him and the news tried to spin as he’s white and maga supporter. You gas lighting morons.
The guys black self described anarchist his dad sueing Trump admin.. over immigration 😂🤣🤪🙃😘..
Yet it was ok for your messiah biden to let chinese weather balloons to survey our own country before shooting them down, when they had already accomplished their mission? In addition, FU francico ;)
@ “original “ quit stealing usernames chopDick. Come Original
@12:06 pm well at least you called me doll, which my daughter is. She wouldn’t take a piss on you if you were on fire 🔥 FRANK
Lol at anson or whatever bs name his mom came up with. I have trouble getting a good job because I got a DWI 11 years ago. But you “Anson” are ok with criminals delivering fentanyl-lased drugs to our children. You/it/they need help
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Yes, crazy.
We live in the best state in the U.S.A. because of our governor. Best governor ever. The problem with you losers is that you live to complain.
If the Epstein files show any evidence that Trump and Clinton were involved in these sick crimes they should both be jailed.
Corruption issues have been reported in Minnesota, particularly related to a massive fraud scandal involving the Feeding Our Future nonprofit, which allegedly misappropriated over $1 billion intended for child nutrition programs. In California and New York, various fraud schemes have also been uncovered, including bank fraud conspiracies that involved extensive networks exploiting financial systems.
Have a nice day commie.
The communist party is a party of losers who will never accept their failures which have been to numerous to mention.
A lot of men prefer to have their wives or girlfriends buy their clothing. Fags on the other hand buy their own because they are so fashion conscience.
Well Eldelas… I agree with some of your statements. But I think that you, FRANK and Mr. Montoya are one in the same. Libertarian here, actual name is James Kennedy. I find it interesting that none of you tools will put your real name. And yes FRANK, I am Chelsea’s dad. If you POS people would quit stealing my
Usernames, I wouldn’t have to chnage them. Idiots!!
Este pinche "shorty" on wheels sucks. How can he even go eye-to-eye with his consort LMAO!
What a pathetic title Get a life!!!! don't drown in your own stupidity!!!!
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