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AMARILLO, TX—Expressing astonishment over the unorthodox combination of the two distinct cuisines, local customers described the remarkable culinary innovation they experienced Thursday at the grand opening of a daring new fusion restaurant that mixes Texan and Mexican flavors.
“It sounds kind of gimmicky, but somehow the flavors work together,” said local resident Harrison Peters, who was surprised the sharp, herby flavors of northern Mexico and the beefy, cheesy decadence of southern Texas worked together on the same plate.
“I’d never dream of dipping tortilla chips in queso. They have a burrito loaded with a wild mishmash of sour cream, beans, and guac, but it tastes incredible. This place is taking modern cuisine to unimaginable new heights.”
The customers went on to express shock after discovering tortillas made of flour instead of corn.
21 comments:
Eat all you want. Order up at the cafe or taqueria, eat it slowly or voraciously. It will go down your gut, the chicken, burger, tacos and work its way down your intestines - all the time turning into stinky shit. That's eating. . .
Ho ho ho. You win the Internet!!!
Trump can’t keep his attack-dog Israel under control. Netanyahu will do whatever is necessary to keep himself in power and delay his corruption trial. All Trump has to do is pull the plug on armaments and military support. He says that he’s the boss, prove it.
Gabachos trying to be Mexican and Mexican trying to be Gabachos
What? No more stories about JJ beating Adela??? Come on Juan. That story is good for at least 2 million hits for the next two weeks...
Here in town we have been eating like this for centuries 😂
Brownsville is the state's cesspool for both retard whites and pendejo browns.
And they know it.
Juan, info for the dude who came on here a few days back and talked about his wife's pelvic floor falling, i.e. drop of the vagina.
Plastic surgery can repair that.
Surgeons can sort of stuff it back in by suturing onto the walls of the inner pussy. Check clinics in Matamoros. . .
If it's about food and eating, it's about the basics of life. You can call everything anything you want, but it is what it is. They sell damned good tacos in Berlin.
Let’s be honest. The tacos in Brownsville suck. And you people rave about them like the shit is special. Not one bit of seasoning on the fucking meat. I can find you better tacos in Dallas and Houston. Most all of the restaurants and Service in Brownsville sucks anyway. And you get waited on by a child waiter from matamoros that does not have work papers…
How delicious
@8:47 AM quit using my name you FAG. I know who you are. Signed, original Rancho Viejo Platinum F-250, -Chells 🖕🏻
A little more respect to the IDF who has kept the radical Islamic Regime from bending you over and give you what you probably need and want.
No that's not eating thats getting fat.
Stop eating dick. . .
The mystery meat is Nine Lives, cuts with gravy cat food. Not the paté version used by Taco Bell.
IDF should be treated like Nazi war criminals. Taken to a private area and shot in the head.
Where the hell are you eating? Please share so that I can avoid those places.
Put enough hot salsa on possum meat and you'll tell the world its fajitas. ha ha
5:23. Keep sucking Israel’s sweaty balls.
That guy is telling lies. I caused a a 25k repair on my house and car. Everything fixed. Point is: pussy can be fixed.
-Chells 🙂
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