WILL DON PEDRO CELEBRATE HIS B-DAY AT THE HALF MOON?

DON PEDRO ANDA PEDO OTRA VEZ

By Juan Montoya

Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez
Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez 
He took off straight y came back al revez
He took off straight y came back al revez

Se le acabo la feria otra vez
Se le acabo el billuco otra vez
Round the corner, there was Market Square
He turned the corner, there was Market Square

He bought a brewsky con su last and only buck
He bought a brewsky con su last and only buck
Met his compadre when he was out of luck
Met his compadre when he was out of luck

The widow ran him out of home again
The widow ran him from la house again
She chased him out the door with a sarten
She ran behind him swinging a sarten

Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez

Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez

He left the Palma toward el Uno Dos y Tres

He left the Palma toward el Uno Dos y Tres

Con una cruda que se lo llevava el tren

A hangover que se lo llevava el tren

With dos birongas ya se siente bien
Con dos tarritos ya se siente bien

Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez
Don Pedro anda pedo otra vez
Opened the door, he waved, and out he went
Opened the door, he waved, and out he went

(First performed at Don Pedro's Second Annual Birthday celebration at the Crescent Moon, Feb. 25, 2012. There were three annual celebrations of the Don's birthday and then he disappeared into the bowels of the old Herald press room.)