But we should have seen this coming when he promised to launch the first satellite from Boca Chica in 2013 and then to use the pristine South Texas shoreline as the launching pad for the colonization of Mars sometime in the near, ahem, future. Five years later, no cuete, no launch.
Yeah, that translates into "al ratito," in the local vernacular.
Was he high when he said that?
Yeah, that translates into "al ratito," in the local vernacular.
Was he high when he said that?
Were we high when we believed it?
Right now we have a pile of dirt, a liquid tank and a tracking radar dish, and no jobs. Maybe if we all chipped in and sent him some of the local weed he might be more receptive to completing the "first commercial vertical-launch pad" in the United States right here in little ol' Browntown."
If weed was all that would get Musk to bite, they should have told someone at Southmost, Cameron Park, La Muralla, or Las Prietas and the connection would have been made. Will all those local luminaries who pushed each other aside to have their mugs taken with Elon rush to have their pictures taken toking on a doobie with the Rocket Man now?
"What do you see, Elon?," asked Da Mayor Tony Martinez (who clings to the image of himself with long hair wearing bell bottoms) as both stood looking over the horizon off Boca chica Beach.
"About $35 million in subsidies for me," Elon responded. "It's groovy, man!"
If weed was all that would get Musk to bite, they should have told someone at Southmost, Cameron Park, La Muralla, or Las Prietas and the connection would have been made. Will all those local luminaries who pushed each other aside to have their mugs taken with Elon rush to have their pictures taken toking on a doobie with the Rocket Man now?
"What do you see, Elon?," asked Da Mayor Tony Martinez (who clings to the image of himself with long hair wearing bell bottoms) as both stood looking over the horizon off Boca chica Beach.
"About $35 million in subsidies for me," Elon responded. "It's groovy, man!"
"And I'm gonna be high, as a kite by then..."
20 comments:
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Elon Musk said that he likes to hang out with the Scumbag Rene Oliveria as he sees that he snorts when ever he wants to. It
Does not cost him a fortune,I will be watching him make tacos out of the DA Luis Saenz who is trying to get a conviction for his alleged DWI, just don't forget Rene Oliveria is untouchable.
SpaceX just went up in smoke.
Another Titan Tire white elephant! A lot of hot air and wasted time and money. Only in Browntown!!! Que sal!
It is better than having your head implode with snorting all the time, now the scumbag Rene Oliveria can't use his watering holes anymore.
It is kind of funny to see how local "politiquillos"with over inflated egos and glorification, grandiosity syndrome, fight for a photo op with this guy, to feel just for a moment the orgasmic feeling of rubbing their asses with a Billionaire, who sees them as pheasants adoring him and kissing his ass..
Time is running out for the scumbag Rene Oliveria, like working on getting ready to get the jury to find him not guilty on the charges of DWI, as his ex wife works at the hospital that took his blood test. It is up to the judge and the jury if he walks or join Bubba.
I will soon be able to use my watering holes as I am found not guilty by the jury who was blinded by my lawyers. Come join the party.
Se le pego lo pendejo de Tony y Rene.
Con Artistry 101. Everyone comes to Brownsville for their field practicum internship. Easy pickins’!
He built cars, electric cars in the US.. taking on FORD and GM and selling direct without the middle man.
He has launched rockets and fed astronauts at the International Space Station.
What have you done?
Puro doobie brothers, WAHT A FOOL BELIEVES, es todo brother
"Who sees them as pheasants?" I think you mean peasants.
And always that same fucking idiot talking about Rene Oliveira and Luis Saenz on every one of these posts that don't have anything to do with Rene Oliveira and Luis Saenz.
And don't worry, no rockets will ever be launched from Boca Chica Beach. We were all lied to, just like every other company that comes down here promising the moon and the stars. We drop our panties like a virgin on prom night and let them come right in. They get a taste and realize what we have down here and go away.
11.39
At least I tell it like it is, am I correct that Rene Oliveria is a scumbag Cocain snorting Muff diving pimp, and the DA Luis Saenz is crooked as a butchers hook. That should be kept in the public spotlight, until they go to jail. Or do you approve of Rene Oliveria snorting Cocain and drinking eight glasses of Merlo, crashing into the back of a car that had an infant in the car, then leaving the scene without rendering aid. You can decide if you want this piece of crap running into your car, with your family inside, or off the road for life, with everyone knowing who he is.
@ September 13, 2018 at 10:33 PM
Who gives a shit? Is Oliveira going to return to office? No. He was defeated in the last runoff election. Was he disgraced when he was arrested? Yes. But here you are, with some hard-on for bringing him up every single time something NOT Oliveira related is posted on this blog.
You also have an equal amount of hatred for Luis Saenz. I guess we're just supposed to believe you when you keep saying that he's a crook. People can say whatever they want. I can say that I'm a space alien, but that doesn't make it true.
I get it. You hate Oliveira and you hate Saenz. Go purchase some web space, start your own blog, and write hundreds of articles about how much you hate them. There's a guy who clearly hates Erasmo Castro, and he went and purchased some web space and publishes all kinds of articles about how he hates Erasmo Castro. You can go do the same thing. But no, every fucking chance you get, you're on here saying how Rene Oliveira likes to do cocaine and is, apparently, a pimp, and all kinds of dumb shit that isn't even on topic. Ya, dude, it gets fucking old. Ya con tus pinches mamadas, cambia la canción.
Just wait until the scumbag untouchable Muff diving pimp,Rene Oliveria will soon be touchable and go to jail, one scumbag down, more to come
10.01
Yes it gets a little old, but he does not forgotten and I will keep him in the news as much as I can, until he gets what he deserves and that is Jail. He is a scumbag thief and has gotten away with snorting Cocain, drinking and driving and leaving the scene of accidents more than once, what if he injured your relative, do you clap your hands and say "Good one Rene" or will you say "hang the bastard".
If it was up to me, and my family was hurt by this scumbag, I would hang the bastard by his balls and his girlfriend can watch.
@September 17, 2018 at 11:59 AM
That's the problem. You aren't keeping him in the news. You're waiting for an article to be posted about something completely unrelated, then you start bitching about how evil a person he is and he's a pimp and he snorts cocaine. You're just commenting your bullshit on whatever post with no regard to whether or not it's relevant to what you're saying. And you just keep on doing it.
10.03am
I will keep doing it until the scumbag Rene Oliveria the pimp,is banned from driving for life.
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