"Elon"
Elon wears his Tesla like a crown
He calls his child SpaceX
'Cause he likes the name
And he buys him the finest beach around
Elon, Elon likes our money
He takes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a launchpad by the state highway
He was born Afrikaner for a day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And Vietnam was on
Errol Musk will have a son today
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a space man
And he shall be Elon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a rich man
He shall be Elon
Elon sells lead balloons in town
His SpaceX business thrives
Elon blows up spaceships all day
Sits smoking pot watching them try
And Elon, he wants to go to Venus (or Mars)
Leave Boca Chica burning behind
Take a big toke and go sailing
While Browntown, Browntown slowly dies...
15 comments:
La cagas, Juan. La cagas.
Trump only cares what is in it for him. His policies are based on fear, hate, control, power, greed and corruption. Trump knows the minute he leaves office is the minute his world as he knows it will fall down. Indictments will be waiting for him and his crime family. And Trump knows it.
His greatest fear appears to be that one or two Republicans will turn on him, and that could trigger a flood of defections. That will not go down well.
God.... that was atrocious
Oye, mi valiente, que es esto? Deja las chingaderas para el panson Barton o para el payaso Jerry. Enfocate en la seriedad del asunto.
Trump and his toadies have the attention span of a gnat. Trump is not being impeached because of Hunter Biden. He is being impeached because he withheld aid to an ally for political gain. Funny that no Republicans can defend trump on the facts. All they have is " well, what about (fill in the blank)?" The Republicans held the house and senate for two years. Yet, not a single democrat has been brought up on a single charge. I guess the whole lock them up thing was like Mexico will pay for the wall.
(Elon sells lead balloons in town)
I better not see him anywhere near, the Palm Lounge.
Eldelasprietas.
Brownsville has Musk's dick up its ass, and it wants it there. LMAO
Nationally, we are currently running an experiment on ourselves, except we long ago lost any control over how it's conducted. We traded our lab coats in to become the rats. There is a man named Trump who appears to be in cognitive decline, who does not read and who gets all of his information from the TV screen — he admitted here that he watched Fox News for FIVE hours (!) yesterday — in charge of the country. He seems legitimately unable to parse what is true and what is false, because it does not occur to him that it would matter. All information is judged on a single criterion: Is it good for me, or is it bad for me? Do they like me, or do they not like me? This is insanity. The contours of reality cannot be bent forever to prop up one loud grandpa's fragile self-conception. Eventually the bend will become a break, and it's all of us—the whole nation—who will fall into the void.
The separation of UT-Brownsville and Texas Southmost College leads to hundreds of layoffs.
The bill is authored by the (2) Eddie Lucio.
Senate Bill 24 is a companion to House Bill 1000.
HB 1000 would provide for the UT System to abolish two universities: the University of Texas at Brownsville and the University of Texas-Pan Am
EDDIE LUCIO III IS NOT A REGISTERED VOTER!
Eddie Lucio III has failed to provide voters with positions on key issues covered by the 2018 Political Courage Test, despite repeated requests from Vote Smart and voters like you.
YOU CANNOT GET BUSES FOR BROWNSVILLE, AND TO HAVE THEM RUN ON WEEKENDS. LIGHT RAIL IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Senator, Represenative Eddie Lucio
said the United States and the Valley could learn a thing or two from Europe.
“Getting Elon Musk involved in
the Valley’s light rail project would be awesome".
“We need something affordable that will positively impact our region, because we have a high rate of poverty".
AFFORDABLE, FOR PEOPLE IN PROVERTY. GET THE FUCK OUT OF OFFICE...
Juliet hired all her friends... she over hired. There were too many people doing nothing... they deserved to be layoff
He really is flying high I hear sand is the best fertilizer to grow weed!!! BOCA CHICA SAND HERE I COME...
We will soon see ALL elected official here driving a Tesla Cybertruck you only need 100 bucks to reserve one.
All that smoke is coming from muskies smoking a riffer.
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