Tuesday, April 27, 2021

BRO, CAN YOU SPARE A GALLON OF GAS FOR MY MASERATI? ATTORNEY EDDIE LUCIO TO SUE FOR RUNNING OUT OF GAS?


(Ed.'s Note: One of our seven readers said he was driving along the frontage road near FM 802 [AKA Ruben Torres Blvd.] and noticed that a Maserati luxury car had run out of gas and that a Cameron County  Sheriff Department deputy sporting the new department threads ordered by Sheriff Eric Garza had pitched in to help the driver gas up.

Our seven readers say that the driver of the Maserati is none other than local attorney Eddie Lucio (not related to the senator of state representative) who successfully defended Cameron County Tax Assessor Tony Yzaguirre in Corpus Christi. A closer looks confirms it. Our Frontage Road correspondent said a Mercedes Benz van drove up and that the deputy protected and served Lucio in his predicament.

With the price tag on the four most popular models ranging from $75,000 to $150,000, one would think a $2.50 gallon of gas would be the least of his worries. Not, apparently, Lucio. Even Maseratis need gas, too, counselor. The four most popular models of the luxury car are priced below.

2021 Maserati Ghibli – Starting from $74,390
2021 Maserati Quattroporte – Starting from $104,390
2021 Maserati Levante – Starting from $77,890
2020 Maserati GranTurismo Convertible – Starting from $150,980.

A gallon of gas? $2.48)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sheriff's deputies new duties to include gassing up new and only luxury cars, he ran out of gas cause he couldn't figure out where the gas gauge was at, its inside the glove compartment estupido...

Anonymous said...

Certainly an out-of-towner, or a transient drug pusher. Most in Brownsville drive used Fords and Buicks.

Fact.

TexMark said...

Correction? I don't read, I only look at the pictures!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

See that's what it's all about police officers protect and SERVE!! LEARN from this guy.

Anonymous said...

that looks like lucio attornye guy - look closely

Anonymous said...

If the police are putting gas in the car I would want to know who is driving the car.

Anonymous said...

New division at the sheriff's department "Seek and Rescue Squad" a highly trained deputies, mostly coming from swat teams in the military, their purpose is to help stranted drivers that run out of gas (no pun).

The sherff's Department will be the First In Innovation, Protection, Style and Efficiency, in all of Texas.

Body armor, helmet, eye wear, and assault webbing. They also will wear knee pads, gloves, and harnesses, as well as weather-proof tactical pants, shirts, and jackets, arm bands often are worn as well as white ear buds...

The public is asked to participate in chosing the color of the uniforms, so far the most color choicen by the public is PINK

Anonymous said...

Looks like attorney Eddie Lucio to me

Anonymous said...

Brownsville Police Chief Felix "El Chapo" Sauceda-Bernal sends units with lights and sirens to help stranded City Manager Bernal as he ran out of gas!!!
CHIEF Felix "El Chapo" Sauceda-Bernal you truly have no shame!!!
#worstchiefever...

Anonymous said...

Emphasize “looks like”. It’s not Eddie Lucio. The rims on his car are different. All bald guys look alike at a distance and I’ve actually seen another bald man with glasses in a same colored Maserati and had to do a double take.

Anonymous said...

Haha...CHIEF Felix "El Chapo" Sauceda-Bernal sends police cars to rescue his Big Daddys City Manager "El Rata" Bernal and even used City tax payers money to pay for the gas...
#worstchiefever...

Anonymous said...

And Eddie Lucio would never say “Bro”

Anonymous said...

Who tat ooooh is da cherifff with ear buds

Anonymous said...

That officer right there is the infamous Big John. He is a hard worker, always ready to lend a hand, an honorable officer and he has a heart of gold. Thank you Big John!

Anonymous said...

April 28, 2021 at 8:23 AM

WHAT no underwear?

Anonymous said...

Emphasis on “looks like”. All bald men with glasses look alike at a distance. Besides, the rims on Lucio’s car are different.

Anonymous said...

I passed by, the license plates read MR JEE

Anonymous said...

Is it true he showed up at the office wearing chanclas and earbuds?

Anonymous said...

The City is in total Misalignment...Terrible job Bernal is doing...No leadership skills what so ever.. Everything this guy does he read in some book and expects it to work by having his Department heads read the same book then has a meeting to talk about what they learned... THIS is what they do in a book club!!!
Bernal hires people from outside the city pays them outrageous salaries.
He had a female do some training for all departments when she could not communicate in English she gave the whole training in Spanish... Wtf is wrong with the City Of Brownsville...Let's get rid of this Thief Bernal and get an experienced leader..

Former RGV LEO said...

If it is this eddie lucio, sure glad that he is better in court than reading a gas gauge? What a dumb ass! And this is the same guy that crooked tony yzaguirre a not guilty verdict, LOL.

Anonymous said...

April 28, 2021 at 4:59 PM

Yes thank you big john, now go look for criminals, do your job description the citizens are paying you

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