Thursday, August 4, 2022

DO YOU THINK WIZARD TRUMP WILL GIVE HIM COURAGE?

La Cebolla

Controversial Missouri Senator Josh Hawley is releasing a new book titled Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need as a defense of masculinity and its role in American democracy. While the book won’t be released for nearly a year, La Cebolla was able to secure an early draft. Here are the biggest revelations in Manhood.

1. Hawley Was Voted His High School Class’s ‘Most Likely To Flee An Insurrection’.His former classmates noticed his cowardice even back then.

2. Masculinity Is Under Attack. Women are trying to destroy the beloved male traits of violence and misogyny.

3. Real Men Have At Least A 90 percent NRA Approval Rating. The one quantifiable measure of masculinity is how strongly you can resist passing gun control reform in the face of weekly massacres of school children.

4. Hawley Blames The Masculinity Crisis On Olaf From ‘Frozen.’ “No one has done more damage to American masculinity than Olaf,” Hawley writes. “He is made of snow. He will never be a real man.”

5. Hawley Decries The Lack Of Men In The WNBA. Sexism, plain and dry.

6. Real Men Don’t Need Access To Affordable Healthcare. Explaining his opposition to ObamaCare, Hawley argues testosterone is a natural remedy for any ailment.

7. He Can’t Fucking Believe He’s Still In Congress. Chapter 12 details how floored he remains that his Democratic colleagues are too cowardly to hold him accountable for clearly seditious acts.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...



My reason for not believing Donald Trump will mount a serious candidacy for the presidency in 2024? I think that deep down Trump knows he lost in 2020 and knows that there are decent odds he will lose again in 2024.

Being tarnished as a two-time loser would be too devastating to his psyche to risk it.


Election is still 2 years away - a lifetime in national politics. Trump's fading.





Anonymous said...




If you look up the word "pussy" in the dictionary, you'll see Hawley's photo.


typical Republican. Braggard sumbitch, but a wimp.

Anonymous said...

Time for Men to be Men and Women to be Women. Anything else can go back to their closets.

Anonymous said...

All we need to know is that he's a gringo coward. They show up in bunches never alone.

Anonymous said...

Relieved that the Trade Deadline has come and gone and happy to know he remained with the Astros, right-hander José Urquidy continued his dominance by striking out 10 batters and throwing seven scoreless innings in Houston’s 6-1 win over the Red Sox on Wednesday
They listened and traded the gringo.

Anonymous said...

What about that Roll Call story on Michelle Vallejo? What are you afraid of?

Anonymous said...

McAllen proposes lower property tax rate next fiscal year
That will never happen here why? Bike trails, bike trails and more bike trails and maybe an arena, higher salaries for the favorite ones and consulting fees of course
VOTE EVERYBODY OUT DO IT AND SAVE THE BUDGET...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a book by a so called masculine man lol.

Anonymous said...

Trump will not only run for the presidency, but will win! Luckily there will be no more Russian collusion since the House and Senate will both be controlled by Republicans. This time we will spend taxpayer money investigating the Biden’s. Time to clean the mess the Democrats created. Don’t worry Mexicans you won't lose your handouts.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Vallejo? Another Alexandria Ocasio – Cortez in the making. Give me someone with a true education and work history. This individual has only been helping the illegal immigrants. Her true roots.

Anonymous said...

August 5, 2022 at 4:26 a.m.
The situation with the handout is that it is there to help everybody. Sometimes folks need help. When it becomes sad is when you are like that white Anglo lady at Whataburger on Central. The woman had a chance to do something with her life and is there asking the browns for money.

Trump is not fit for office. Only the gullible and ignorants follow him. . . Fools that they are!The Republicans need someone else.

rita