WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabid Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Sorry, sorry, that’s just our health secretary—I don’t know what’s gotten into him!” senior aide Tasha Sturbridge said as Kennedy snarled and sank his teeth deep into the leg of Japanese envoy Haruto Tanaka, with eyewitnesses reporting a mixture of blood and frothed saliva ringing the secretary’s mouth as his eyes rolled back in his head.
“Bobby, let go. Let go! Someone throw him some of his favorite zebra meat so he’ll go for that instead. Mr. Tanaka, my apologies, but you should probably get that looked at. The secretary definitely isn’t up to date on his shots.”
At press time, reports confirmed rabies cases were sky- rocketing in the D.C. area after Kennedy bolted out an open door of the White House.
7 comments:
It’s either the mushrooms or the mother. But definitely hide the zebra meat.
Dear Mr. Kennedy, thank you for making all the fat ass Mexicans in Brownsville be accountable for their own actions. Please cancel every government program that serves Browntown!
They call me Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me Mellow Yellow
Looks like semen instead of saliva.
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Nobody helps Mexicans in Brownsville. You should know that. Browntown is not a City in Texas.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is one ugly sob. Maybe his mother was a bad looking woman. Was his mother the crazy one?
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