Saturday, July 19, 2025

RABID RFK JR. BITES FOREIGN DIGNITARY

La Cebolla

WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabid Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 

“Sorry, sorry, that’s just our health secretary—I don’t know what’s gotten into him!” senior aide Tasha Sturbridge said as Kennedy snarled and sank his teeth deep into the leg of Japanese envoy Haruto Tanaka, with eyewitnesses reporting a mixture of blood and frothed saliva ringing the secretary’s mouth as his eyes rolled back in his head. 

“Bobby, let go. Let go! Someone throw him some of his favorite zebra meat so he’ll go for that instead. Mr. Tanaka, my apologies, but you should probably get that looked at. The secretary definitely isn’t up to date on his shots.” 

At press time, reports confirmed rabies cases were sky- rocketing in the D.C. area after Kennedy bolted out an open door of the White House.

7 comments:

Diego lee rot said...

It’s either the mushrooms or the mother. But definitely hide the zebra meat.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Kennedy, thank you for making all the fat ass Mexicans in Brownsville be accountable for their own actions. Please cancel every government program that serves Browntown!

Eldelasprietas said...

They call me Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me Mellow Yellow

Anonymous said...

Looks like semen instead of saliva.

Noticiero Alarma! said...

Donald Trump complica al sector textil mexicano por procesos aduaneros: exportaciones a EU caen 11%

El endurecimiento de los procesos aduanales provoca mayores tiempos de espera, lo que aumenta los costos para firmas exportadores, señaló la especialista Mariana Madriz.

Anonymous said...

Nobody helps Mexicans in Brownsville. You should know that. Browntown is not a City in Texas.

Anonymous said...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is one ugly sob. Maybe his mother was a bad looking woman. Was his mother the crazy one?

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